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HAPPY NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH!

Cassie

Cassie

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YOU CAN WANK IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR CARES BEHIND.
 
I celebrate this every month.
 
I STARTED EARLY (twenty years ago.)
 
Dammit, I wasted two days already this monthwith no wanking. Been too focused on yardwork, job searching and crossdressing to wank lately.
 
I've got a feeling
That tonight's going to be a good wank
 
Its a rare day indeed when I am too tired to wank.
 
PUT SOME GAY PORN ON AND GET BUSY.
 
Well no...but I will put "some things on" when I wank.;)
 
I was going to act like I am too cool to wank or something

But then on Love Line last night (Dr Drew) they posted a question on FB asking where is the strangest place you have masturbated. I really couldn't believe people admitting these things on a public forum.
Wierd.
 
Count me in! ALREADY THERE!:rockon:
 
Mirah said:
I was going to act like I am too cool to wank or something

But then on Love Line last night (Dr Drew) they posted a question on FB asking where is the strangest place you have masturbated. I really couldn't believe people admitting these things on a public forum.
Wierd.
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Wait...what?! You can masturbate other places besides your bedroom, into a sock/tissue/towel?
 
Going to Hell.

Wanked right before going to vigil Mass at Church today.
 
What with your particular brand of religion, you probably already did something to send you to hell.

:D
 
J/K Loktar.

:D
 
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