HAPPY NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH!

[Cassie]

YOU CAN WANK IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR CARES BEHIND.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I AM SO THERE!

 

[Filthy Whore]

I celebrate this every month.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I STARTED EARLY (twenty years ago.)

 

[Loktar]

Dammit, I wasted two days already this monthwith no wanking. Been too focused on yardwork, job searching and crossdressing to wank lately.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've got a feeling
That tonight's going to be a good wank

 

[whisky]

Its a rare day indeed when I am too tired to wank.

 

[Loktar]

I've got a feeling
That tonight's going to be a good wank

I got that same feeling. The wank shall be mine tonight! Huzzah!

 

[CaptainWacky]

PUT SOME GAY PORN ON AND GET BUSY.

 

[Loktar]

Well no...but I will put "some things on" when I wank.

 

[Mirah]

I was going to act like I am too cool to wank or something

But then on Love Line last night (Dr Drew) they posted a question on FB asking where is the strangest place you have masturbated. I really couldn't believe people admitting these things on a public forum.
Wierd.

 

[Aquehonga]

Count me in! ALREADY THERE!:rockon:

 

[Loktar]

I was going to act like I am too cool to wank or something

But then on Love Line last night (Dr Drew) they posted a question on FB asking where is the strangest place you have masturbated. I really couldn't believe people admitting these things on a public forum.
Wierd.

Wait...what?! You can masturbate other places besides your bedroom, into a sock/tissue/towel?

 

[Conchaga]

In related news, next week is International Clitoris Awareness Week.

inb4Jay&SilentBobStrikeBackjokes

 

[Loktar]

Going to Hell.

Wanked right before going to vigil Mass at Church today.

 

[Dr Dave]

What with your particular brand of religion, you probably already did something to send you to hell.

 

[Dr Dave]

J/K Loktar.