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Happy Turkey Day

Kitty

Sinless and Purrfect
Happy Turkey Day, you MFers, you.

Yeah yeah, I'm early, but some of you are Brits and whatnot. Fucking space aliens!!!
 
gee thx.
 
I realize the irony (if appropriate) starting a thread like this early for the British knowing that they don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

Everyone should feel included. :random hug smiley:

Kill a turkey for the hell of it anyway?
 
i will eat two out of principle
 
I dont. let me tell you all another story of woe.

I was 11, I was in the front garden playing with my manta force and red venom action sets, when I heard the gobble gooble, at first I was perplexed at such an odd noise. i then could hear a scratching noise coming from the dustbin...

I hesitated, after my incident with the gnome some years previous , i had grown weary.. I decided anyway to lift the bin lid..

'I ams the turkey king!!! gobble gooble and i demand you set me free'

at this point I realised that this story had no where to go and was even worse then the gnome story so i stopped typing...
 
Happy Rape A Native American Indian Day!
 
lmao short but sweet.
 
Happy Thanksgiving:party:
 
dead turkey time is the best bit of the year...
 
I liked Manta Force, had all that shit.
 
playing with shit has made you what u are today wacky


god bless shit.
 
I used to put the little men up my nose.
 
what does this mean, did u pik ur brains out, wheres my 5thousand post celebration script man i thought you cud spew some crazy shit for that.



pleaseeeeeeee*whining like a kid*
 
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