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Happy Valentine's Day

It’s been a pretty lame one. Could’ve gone on a date but thought it being valentines would be too much pressure, so ended up feeling sorry for myself at home.
 
You have to play those moments cool -- ask the person out, and when they bring up that it's Valentine's Day, act all surprised as if you completely forgot about that, lol. Then they get the message that it's just a normal date.

I'M SO SMOOTH AIN'T I! sigh...
 
Oh is it Valentines day? I didn't even realize, and here I am posting on a forum, and we are posting on the same day! THIS IS A REALLY SPECIAL SUPER DUPER DAY!
 
I could have gone on a date, but it would have meant me showing up at someone's date, killing one of the people who was supposed to be their in the toilet, stealing there clothes and insisting "no, I really am your date!" to the confused other person, hoping desperately that they believe me. So it's probably better that I didn't.
 
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