Happy Valentines Day

[eloisel]

I love you.

 

[starguard]

You know, the last person that came in here and said that, was found balled up in the weeds strangled to death!

 

[Dual]

My ex is being exceptionally crazy today.

 

[Dual]

So I called her a whore at the end of a text message to try to get her to shut the fuck up and leave me alone, she replies with...

"Whore? hahah, nice try! but at least im good at what i do."

Grats on being good at whoring, bitch.

 

[starguard]

Wait.. whats her number?



J/K

 

[Love Child]

I heart everybody!

 

[Dual]

And everybody hearts you!

 

[eloisel]

You know, the last person that came in here and said that, was found balled up in the weeds strangled to death!

Well, considering who it was that did the strangling, no worries.

 

[missmanners]

I'm going to Walgreens today and stock up on half price chocolates.

:meh:
mm

 

[Thrusty]

Happy Big late V-day. Woke up this morning and gave my baby the down south lovins...... yummo!

 

[Grammour Boy]

yuk

 

[Thrusty]

NO....yummo!

 

[jack]

I'm getting a divorce for Valentine's Day.

 

[Thrusty]

congratulations are in order!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Happy belated artificial greeting card day to one and all!

 

[eloisel]

I'm getting a divorce for Valentine's Day.

Really .... hmmmmmmmmm