Happy Victoria Day curiousa2z!

[Dr Dave]

I did none of that Loktar.

 

[Loktar]

Sure ya didn't.

*hides Dr Dave mask*

 

[Dr Dave]

WHAT THE CORK!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HO, CANADA, MY HOME AND NATIVE LAND.

 

[Dr Dave]

Ho Canada?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU HEARD, STICKY BEAK.

 

[Dr Dave]

You forked dog...

HOW DARE YOU!

 

[Loktar]

WHAT THE CORK!

Your lifetime subscription to Geese Monthly should arrive shortly.

 

[Dr Dave]

I DON'T WANT THAT MAGAZINE YOU FIG!

 

[Loktar]

I DON'T WANT THAT MAGAZINE YOU FIG!

You shouldn't have signed up for it then.

(all too easy! Didn't even forge your signature. Just put my Dr Dave mask on, and went to the magazine office and verified the fake signature did indeed belong to Dr Dave*)



*classic supervillian mistake #1: revealed too much info to the hero

 

[Dr Dave]

I may have to put you on ignore.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

USE CORK SPARINGLY, IT'S ENDANGERED YA KNOW.

I actually drank fine wine from a bottle with a screw cap last night. I DIED!

 

[dogbert]

Happy Holiday Curious. Is there a Doug and Bob McKenzie Day?

 

[Dr Dave]

USE CORK SPARINGLY, IT'S ENDANGERED YA KNOW.

I actually drank fine wine from a bottle with a screw cap last night. I DIED!

What kind of wine was it?

 

[CaptainWacky]

DOGBERT IN THE HOUSE.

 

[Loktar]

I may have to put you on ignore.

Sorry, I'll be good.

Just slap me around, tie me to a park bench if I get too crazy/silly.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What kind of wine was it?

It was that 2009 cabernet I mentioned in that other thread. I finally opened it, screw the bad merlot that I'll never finish.

 

[Dr Dave]

Not sure you want to be screwing bad merlot...