CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Since we got that new thing (see this post)?
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Has anyone "liked" a TK thread on Facebook yet?
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Has anyone publicly +1'd a thread yet?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I've been assuming it was a joke and it took you to a nasty pic or something.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
Why would I friend anyone from TK?
Loktar
Internet God
Free beer, pizza and wings?
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
Meh. I don't eat chicken wings, only like dark Irish beer, & doubt you put anchovies on your pizza.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I wish there was a "dislike" button on Facebook.
SAUSAGEMAN
Registered User
Yes, let me just use Google Plahhahahahahahaha
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
This is unfair. What if I want to Like an individual post? Why must I Like entire threads, thereby giving the starter all the credit?
Seph
* * Filthy European * *
Donovan
beer, I want beer
To be Tisi's friend on FB you gotta be willing to play games with her while she's bored at work.
To be Loktar's friend you just have to glance briefly in his direction.
To be Curi's friend you must grovel for, like, a year. And quote Shakespeare.
To be Menty's friend you must pretend you don't lust after his mom.
To be Seph's friend, then not friend, then friend, then not friend, you must not admit you really do lust after Menty's mom.
The entire world wishes to be Mirah's friend.
To be Ily's friend you must guess her true name, then she will spin straw into gold. But if you say it three times she will appear behind you and gut you like a fish.
To be Saint's friend costs sixty bucks, payable in cash, fine tobacco or cheap liquor.
To be Laker Girl's friend you have to say something nice about TK Baby without throwing up a little bit in your mouth.
To be Big Dick McGee's friend you have to say something nice about Philly sports. Again, without throwing up a little in your mouth.
To be Missmanners' friend you must promise to never ever sext her. Unless she orders you to.
To be Eggs' friend you have to bend over and grab that copy of Reader's digest he dropped on the floor, and, uh...hold still a second.
Same with Henoch, only he keeps trying to pick up the magazine in front of you.
NO ONE is Gear's friend. Fucking socks, all you bitches.
To be Donovan's friend, you...ahh fuck that guy he's an asshole.
To be Gagh's friend...do not mention the eee...aye...arrr...esses.
To be Jack's friend you have to hit your head really hard with a blunt instrument until you see like eight of him standing there.
This has been a Dono tutorial.
To be Loktar's friend you just have to glance briefly in his direction.
To be Curi's friend you must grovel for, like, a year. And quote Shakespeare.
To be Menty's friend you must pretend you don't lust after his mom.
To be Seph's friend, then not friend, then friend, then not friend, you must not admit you really do lust after Menty's mom.
The entire world wishes to be Mirah's friend.
To be Ily's friend you must guess her true name, then she will spin straw into gold. But if you say it three times she will appear behind you and gut you like a fish.
To be Saint's friend costs sixty bucks, payable in cash, fine tobacco or cheap liquor.
To be Laker Girl's friend you have to say something nice about TK Baby without throwing up a little bit in your mouth.
To be Big Dick McGee's friend you have to say something nice about Philly sports. Again, without throwing up a little in your mouth.
To be Missmanners' friend you must promise to never ever sext her. Unless she orders you to.
To be Eggs' friend you have to bend over and grab that copy of Reader's digest he dropped on the floor, and, uh...hold still a second.
Same with Henoch, only he keeps trying to pick up the magazine in front of you.
NO ONE is Gear's friend. Fucking socks, all you bitches.
To be Donovan's friend, you...ahh fuck that guy he's an asshole.
To be Gagh's friend...do not mention the eee...aye...arrr...esses.
To be Jack's friend you have to hit your head really hard with a blunt instrument until you see like eight of him standing there.
This has been a Dono tutorial.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
To Be Wacky's friend: you must quote lines from Trainspotting in an accent from the American south so he and his buddies can laugh at how hard it is to understand you.
To be Whisky's friend you have to get inebriated and accidentally unfriend him, then explain your mistake. Whisky likes and appreciates alcohol-related mishaps.
I'm sure there are others, but I've offended enough people for one night.
To be Whisky's friend you have to get inebriated and accidentally unfriend him, then explain your mistake. Whisky likes and appreciates alcohol-related mishaps.
I'm sure there are others, but I've offended enough people for one night.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MOLESTATION!™