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Hate those Johnny Vaughan "biscuits for breakfast" adverts

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The worst part is that I hate the way the woman in the advert says "breakfast" even more than I hate Johnny Vaughan.
 
It's an especially bad one because it's not just a bad advert for breakfast shit biscuits, it's also a terrible advert for his radio show. Of course, people who like shit biscuits and obnoxiously matey radio hosts are probably one and the same demographic, so good going, advertising cunts!
 
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Of course it's important not to take my earlier post entirely at face value. Perhaps, like much of our greatest art, the Biscuits for Breakfast tv spot cannot be fully appreciated in its own time, but must await an age when society and culture have matured and come to a place of understanding of its originality, dynamism and sheer joie de vivre.
 
Never seen the advert, but ironically I do have biscuits for breakfast, and chocolate, and cheese.

Might go some way to explain why I am fat.
 
I have made worse adverts than that, believe it or not.

That particular blot on the face of our world was not my work. Even I would have vomited at the idea of giving Johnny Vaughn money.
 
What about Match.com who have replaced the horrible "I like old movies..." ad with some stalker singing at a woman in a train station (BUT SHE LIKES IT.)
 
Or the Confused.com adverts where the main character who everyone knows was originally intended to be a bloke but is now a woman because women drivers are confused *deep breath* spends the ad singing about how confused.com's really cleared up the concept of insuring shit, but at the very last second her smiling face morphs back into the confused expression again as it gets slapped back on the logo, thereby implying that visits to insurance websites are some sort of viscious cycle of being confused, then thinking it was all deceptively simple, before realising that it actually really is confusing and you'll be stuck on stupid confused.com forever and you'll have no hair left so people will be unsure which gender you are. Did you do that one?
 
Another thing about those ads is that they use "confused.com" to mean "confused." So instead of saying "are you confused? Then visit confused.com!" they say "are you confused.com? Then visit confused.com!" WHY DO THEY HAVE TO TELL YOU THE WEBSITE ADDRESS WHEN THEY'VE ALREDY CHANGED THE WORD "CONFUSED" TO "CONFUSED.COM"!?
 
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