Have you ever been "served" like on tv?

[CaptainWacky]

Like someone (usually a hot woman if I can trust tv) comes up to you and they're like "Hi, can I speak to you?" and you say "that's a nice BELT you're wearing" (they always wear a nice belt) and they say "actually, you've just BEEN SERVED!" and hands you the SERVING PAPER and walks away with a head bounce?

 

[Cassie]

They are tricky. I think there's an attractive woman hiding in the bushes trying to serve me right now. Maybe she will tell me where she got her nice belt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think if you punch them in the face instantly they legally can't serve you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was served once -- a guy came to my door and politely gave me the summons, without much of the spy-game drama you see on TV. A year prior, I was in Las Vegas and was in a massive multi-car accident due to a truck spilling oil on the highway. Some woman who was hurt was suing the city, and I was on a list as one if the witnesses on the scene. (I was unhurt, but the taxi I was in spun several times before landing upright in a ditch). Since I live 2,200 miles away from Las Vegas, I was able to give my deposition by phone. I didn't remember the woman in question, so it was a brief couple of phone calls and I was done.

I have also been served by many "Mr. Humphries" types. WATCH IT WHILE YOU'RE MEASURING THAT INSEAM FELLA!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if you pretended to serve someone but when they open the summons it's just an envelope you've cummed inside?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would give the real-life equivalent of the smiley.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I got served summons to be a witness for someone else. I just gave it to them when I next saw them.