Have you ever fucking smashed your head through a mirror?

[CaptainWacky]

Have you ever stared at yourself for so long in a mirror that you become utterly disgusted by the inhuman creature staring back at you with its stupid dead eyes, thinking it's somehow alive and intelligent when it's just a stupid dreaming animal, that the feeling to destroy that monster has overwhelmed you and you've fucking smashed your head into it to destroy it once and for all?

 

[Love Child]

I would take all of the mirrors out of your area.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The only reason I don't do that is because I sing. You should sing more.

 

[Seph]

That poor unloved animal.

 

[whisky]

Crockett seemed to do this every other week on Miami vice.

Plus its how Twin peaks ended.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't live with the things I've done much longer...

 

[Mirah]

!

 

[Mirah]

What is it CaptainWacky?

 

[Cassie]

I sometimes daydream about running head first into a wall.

 

[jack]

I can't live with the things I've done much longer...

You've probably said that over 100,000 times..

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've done over 100,000 things...

 

[Dr Dave]

I've never smashed my mirror, as I don't want to be trapped in a mirror universe!

(That's how you get trapped you see.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And become a lesbian.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't tell them that!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The mirror universe has got to better than this...

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Nah in the mirror universe you can just see your face no matter where you are standing, you would hate it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you stick your hand through a mirror and wank your mirror self off, does it feel like someone else is wanking you?

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

No, but it does make you a gay.

 

[headvoid]

Do you see the poster above? His name is a common idiom which shows he is full on anger and bile.

The imperative form is used to ask us to consume shit (it's not clear if it is our own, or a general pool of shit) and then subsequently leave this mortal coil. I can only assume that further action is required as eating feces is not a 100% way of ensuring death. Becoming unwell is much more likely, unless you are living in Bangladesh or a South American slum.

My assumption is that the poster is wishing us to feel that they are a "loose cannon" and likely to spew invective of a dark and disturbed nature.

Just thought I would let you all know that! Communication is important and there may have been some vagueness prior to this informative post.