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Conchaga

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What the TK members voices sound like?

I know what three TK members sound like.

I tend to read TK using cartoonish voices for the members whose voices I don't know.
 
I have a very soft voice and a southern accent with a bit of a drawl as I'm a Texan. Imagine Scarlet O'Hara saying, "Now, look here, Rhett. I really don't give a damn. Give me the blasted curtains and get the hell out of my house."
 
Hmm...I don't know how to describe my voice. It's not low, but it's not high-pitched either. I used to think my voice was nasally for a girl, but when I moved up north, I was told I had a husky voice. Of course, anyone can sound like a 1-900 woman when you're surrounded from people from PA, NY and ME.
 
I have a feeling that you think I sound as "Valley" as Retrotrek but I don't. I'm not going to say that some words don't sound very Valley, they do but I am from southern California after all. My voice sounds very girly, very young and that is the beauty of never having smoked a day in my life. ;)
 
Tisiphone said:
Hmm...I don't know how to describe my voice. It's not low, but it's not high-pitched either. I used to think my voice was nasally for a girl, but when I moved up north, I was told I had a husky voice. Of course, anyone can sound like a 1-900 woman when you're surrounded from people from PA, NY and ME.


I think you've got a great voice. Very sexy, very feminine.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I have a feeling that you think I sound as "Valley" as Retrotrek but I don't. I'm not going to say that some words don't sound very Valley, they do but I am from southern California after all. My voice sounds very girly, very young and that is the beauty of never having smoked a day in my life. ;)

She was pretty valley. How's her new husband?
 
I have a young voice, too. And I grew up surrounded by smokers. One of those things, I guess.

Now, I could charge money for my voice after I've had a good sneezing bout. ;)
 
Conchaga said:
She was pretty valley.

Yeah, she told me you told her that her voice bothered you.

How's her new husband?

Fat and lazy. I just mailed her a care package with loads of gift cards in it, including an American Express gift card and while I wanted to surprise her I knew if I didn't tell her about the impending delivery her husband would have opened it and taken the gift cards and spent them on himself...THAT'S how the loser is doing.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Yeah, she told me you told her that her voice bothered you.

Never bothered me. It might've been the use of the word 'like' every two seconds that bothered me.

Fat and lazy. I just mailed her a care package with loads of gift cards in it, including an American Express gift card and while I wanted to surprise her I knew if I didn't tell her about the impending delivery her husband would have opened it and taken the gift cards and spent them on himself...THAT'S how the loser is doing.

That's pretty F'd up.
 
Soooo I'm like and he was like and then we were like and I was all and he was all and ya know we were all like WHATEVERRRRRRRR.

Like that? ;)

Did you know that we even write that out sometimes? It's the California way.
 
Oh yeah, my uncle and his kids all live in Temecula(sp?) CA and none of them talk valley at all. Of course, he's a giant nazi who screens all of the cartoons they watch to judge whether it's ok for them to view. He's a giant control freak. Though, next year I think I'll go with him to Camp Pendleton to do a little surfing.
 
Awwww, your uncle represents! He's livin' in the 951, the I.E.! And in a rather nice area too, Temecula (good job on the spelling) is sounthern California's wine country.

And no, folks from northern CA don't speak with any Valley twang. The Valley is IN southern CA so the speak is a southern CA thing. Then again, aside from San Francisco and a few other metropolitan areas, No. CA is mostly cow country.

Oh so when you visit your uncle we should do lunch or something.
 
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