Having a whip round to buy the title "Lord of the Manor of Brighton".

[Gagh]

Since Eubank went bankrupt he's put it up for sale for £35k.

Got any spare change, Mister?

 

[curiousa2z]

I got all excited til I noticed the little k. It would have been yours for your birthday!
But, alas...

 

[Gagh]

BUT I WANNA BE LORD OF THE MANOR OF BRIGHTON!

 

[curiousa2z]

it does have a catchy ring to it

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd return it to Eubank.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wait, you can sell your title?

 

[Gagh]

You can over here!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's all meaningless. The Queen could sell the british crown to Jackiey Budden for fifty squid if she wanted.

 

[headvoid]

I hope he burns in his Hummer

 

[Mentalist]

Eubank is bankrupt?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He shouldn't have turned down being Rear Of The Year (when Louis Theroux was staying with him.)

 

[Gagh]

Eubank is bankrupt?

Aye.

 

[Mentalist]

That sucks. There is nothing like seeing Chris roll down in his truck along West Street pull a fold up table and chair out the back and start randomly signing autographs.

The guy in many respects embodies Brighton.

 

[Gagh]

I think he sold up there too. The last I heard he was moving from friend to friend's houses in different countries. His two sons are now domiciled in the USA with another family friend, effectively adopted out. His ex still lives in Hove.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was in those ads for the post office.

 

[Gagh]

He also owns a robot Tom Cruise (3/4 scale) that he's nicknamed Mister Trumble. Together they search all local restaurants for the perfect apple pie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's thinking of selling it to Paul Daniels for 389 quid, but only if Daniel's promises to make no "I'll like this, not a lot!" jokes during the transaction.