Hayden Panettiere in "gay for Jolie" cliche shocker

[CaptainWacky]

TELLY Heroes beauty HAYDEN PANETTIERE has claimed she would happily bed Angelina Jolie.


The 18-year-old — who plays indestructible Claire Bennet in the BBC2 sci-fi hit — has been dogged by rumours she is a lesbian.


She said: “That’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with ANGELINA JOLIE, JESSICA ALBA or CHARLIZE THERON.


“And KATE BECKINSALE is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls.”

WOW. SHOCKING! A FEMALE CELEBRITY SAYING, GET THIS, THAT THEY'D GO GAY FOR ANGELINA JOLIE. THAT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!!! SHE'S SO EDGY!!!

 

[Cassie]

She'd go gay for dolphins too.

 

[Ishcabittle]

i'd go gay for santa.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SO EDGY

 

[Cassie]

We're all gay for santa.

 

[Loktar]

Not me. I'm gay for Santa's elves.

LOL ELF SEX.

 

[headvoid]

I wonder if animal sex suddenly became hot in the tabloids wether Natasha Bedingfield would say - "I would do mr tick tock in the 3.45 at newhampton - he's so smooth and fast - just like I like my animal cock."

 

[Cassie]

I can't think of dolphins without thinking of http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

 

[headvoid]

lol

The animal, which had been circling around the swimmer, suddenly stuck its penis between his leg and his bathing costume before the man managed to free himself and escape back aboard his nearby boat.

"At first I thought it was pushing me with its flipper but dolphins don't have flippers beneath their bellies," the unidentified swimmer explained.

 

[Ishcabittle]

dolphins are fucking hot.

 

[LAMEASS DUAL LOL.]

YOU SICK FUCKS WOULD BANG DOLPHINS YOU GAY DOPLHIN BANGERS LMAO ROFL LMAOROFL MALFOY.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'd go gay for Eggs Mayo. Too bad I'm living in California now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're just saying that to be PC.

 

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[Dershocka]

I really like this one.

 

[Cassie]

Dershocka is one click away from ignore. YOU ARE KILLING MY DIAL UP, OK?