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He Came So Hard It Went Up My Nose!

:eggs:

It's not that complicated. You snarfed sperm. It's just like when someone makes you laugh and your drink goes up your nose.

I once blew a grain of rice out my nose after it went down the wrong pipe...can't say I've done what you did, tho.
 
I don't think I've ever gotten juice or soda or anything up my nose. I got some Triscuit up there once. That hurt.
 
I'm posting this separately because it deserves its own thread title.

So I was giving him head and he came, and he was way in the back of my mouth, and afterwards my nose felt a little runny-ish and I thought it might be a bloody nose or something, so I went to the bathroom and blew my nose and looked at the tissue. White goopy stuff. My boogers and mucus have never looked like this. It wasn't even liquidy, but solid isn't the right word either. Solid bright white, with almost a jelly consistency. I want to compare it to cottage cheese but that might be innaccurate; I think cottage cheese is gross and I stay away from it so I don't really have the familiarity with cottage cheese to compare it with what came out of my nose.
 
I'm a freak, but it isn't a sexual trait, it is a general personality trait.
 
I don't think so, but who knows? Eggs would know if he got head this morning.
 
Or was that a comment on the almost scrambled-egg-white consistency of what I blew out of my nose?
 
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