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HELLMAN SUCKS THE DEATH DICK OF PWNAGE
- Thread starter jack
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FBI parte due
Folces Weard
Dim drums throbbing, in the hills half heard,
Where only on a nameless throne a crownless prince has stirred,
Where, risen from a doubtful seat and half attainted stall,
The last knight of Europe takes weapons from the wall,
The last and lingering troubadour to whom the bird has sung,
That once went singing southward when all the world was young,
In that enormous silence, tiny and unafraid,
Comes up along a winding road the noise of the Crusade.
Strong gongs groaning as the guns boom far,
Don John of Austria is going to the war,
Stiff flags straining in night-blasts cold
In the gloom black-purple, in the glint old-gold.
Where only on a nameless throne a crownless prince has stirred,
Where, risen from a doubtful seat and half attainted stall,
The last knight of Europe takes weapons from the wall,
The last and lingering troubadour to whom the bird has sung,
That once went singing southward when all the world was young,
In that enormous silence, tiny and unafraid,
Comes up along a winding road the noise of the Crusade.
Strong gongs groaning as the guns boom far,
Don John of Austria is going to the war,
Stiff flags straining in night-blasts cold
In the gloom black-purple, in the glint old-gold.
Elrod Jericoho
New member
Hey you totally stole my line!
Kim Nyholm
courtesy of VDK
I'm still confused about the whole "pwnership" concept; if Vap is obsessively starting gay sex-themed threads about me, does that I "pwn" Vap? Correct me if I'm wrong, but, based on what I've observed here, all I have to do is scream "PWNED" in a high-pitched teenage boy squeal, and that makes it official.
Elrod Jericoho
New member
Danny, I'm also unclear on the concept but I think the only way for you to pwn vap would be to forget about him entirely.
Kim Nyholm
courtesy of VDK
Okay, I think I get it now: as long as Vap and I continue to think about each other, there can be NO "pwnership," and thus we achieve a kind of virtual socialist state where there is no private property?
Elrod Jericoho
New member
I don't think so. I think that the system of pwnership is unfairly set up to benefit vap. As long as you participate in this system, he benefits. It is only by seizing the means of production that you can abolish his inherent advantage in the cybercapitalist system of private pwnership.
Elrod Jericoho
New member
I like my pseudo-marxist explanation better.
Kim Nyholm
courtesy of VDK
Panda said:
When I registered here at Troll Korners, I don't remember having checked off a box that granted ownership of my person to any other persons or entities.
If registration at this board has a hidden "slavery clause," this may be in violation of the US Constitution; I'm sure the many fine legal minds on this board will have fun debating this point.
I don't have any philosophical objections to the concept of chattel slavery, but there needs to be transparency to the process if the system is going to work; at the very least, there should be some kind of disclaimer on the registration page.
