Hello Animal Control!

[Laker_Girl]

I reported my neighbor's dogs and I just saw them drive by, teehee. Scooting under a fence and rippin' through the neighborhood, little bastards.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They read TK.

 

[Dr Dave]

People who can't or don't control their pets are irritateing and should not be owning pets.

What kinda dogs are they?

 

[Mentalist]

What kinda dogs are they?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn4rdTCedGU


Frankly I suspect that Laker_Girl is actually evil in the very classic sense of the word.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Andrex puppy clearly wants sex with ducks.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Andrex?!?!?!?! That's the Cottonelle puppy, WTF?!?!?!

Anyhoo, I am not evil I love animals, I was a pet sitter for a very long time. I do however hate little yappy dogs that dig their way under fences, crap on everyone's lawn, hang out in the street disturbing my peace by causing cars to honk at them, yappy bark at me when I'm picking up the trash from the trash bag they tore into after my maids left it in my driveway and then have the nerve to charge at me while I'm picking up said trash. I screamed at the attacking rat and it peed as it was running away. Those barking rats are lucky all I did was call animal control, I'd like to drop kick them for a field goal.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You watched the ad where the word "Andrex" was clearly used.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Yes, I did and clearly what is Andrex in the U.K. is Cottonelle in the U.S.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Andrex is a better name. More like a robot.

 

[jack]

I think it disturbs Loogey Girl to be putting Andrex up her ass a couple times a day, hence the insistence on "cottonelle"

 

[Laker_Girl]

Done with Coulter_Girl?

Unlike you jackoff, I don't put things up my ass.

 

[Henoch]

Reported them cause they were furry critters??

 

[Henoch]

I don't put things up my ass.

Perhaps u should, might eleviate some of that HARSH tension!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did the dogs get put-down yet?

 

[Dr Dave]

MF Dog Watch 2007.