HELP! HELP! ILYANNA'S FEET ARE ON FIRE!

[Gagh]

She was sprinting round & round her living room, alternating to the chase theme from Benny Hill, then in slow motion to the Chariots of Fire theme tune, and the friction was too much!

She's already taken out an innocent visiting Austrian family, with her fiery appendages

 

[Ilyanna]

They weren't innocent at all!! The family father tried to grope me, and the wife was running after me with a water hose! What was I supposed to do??

 

[The Dork Lord]

You did the right thing.

The only thing, really, given the circumstances.