HELP I'M WHITE AND OPPRESSED

[CaptainWacky]

White trash.

 

[Grammour Boy]

HELP THE MINORITIES ARE OPPRESSING ME BY DEMANDING EQUAL RIGHTS, I THINK THEY MIGHT TRY TO GET MORE RIGHTS THAN ME BUT THEY HAVEN'T REALLY SO FAR BUT STILL I'M SCARED IN CASE THEY DO LUCKY I HAVE A GUN LOL

YOur name is Dirk? :shock:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dirk loves minorities. It's just women he has a problem with.

 

[Mentalist]

Life has treated me unfairly for being a white man.


Today the only solace I can find is to whine about my perceived injustices constantly on the Internet in thinly veiled posts championing my 'side' when really I just hate the other 'side.'

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

3 black people jjust became the finalists on Survivor, they had to screw an old honest Asian man who gave one of them a truck to do it.

MINORITIES ON TV ARE TEH BAD!

 

[Mentalist]

You know, the whole life being unfair thing.... I'm totally onboard with that. I'd ask God to give me strength if I believed in him.

Hell, my life is unfair. Very unfair from my pov. Not as unfair as some peoples, granted. But still unfair.


But it's unfair just because it's unfair.


How could race really register as a reason when I'm Caucasian?

We have PLENTY of unfair shit in our favour before we have a chance to moan about something as trivial as a job interview.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I AM A GRINGO IN MEXICO TOWN. THEY ARE GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO SPEAK ENGLISH TO ME. FOR THAT I'M AM THANKFUL, AND HUMBLED. THEY BAR-B-QUE A LOT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I get repressed because I'm not manly enough by the aggressive mouth-breathing testosterone jocks except no, I don't really BUT I'LL KILL THEM ANYWAY, THEN WE'LL SEE WHO THE "WUSS" IS.