HELP...I'VE BEEN HORNSWAGGLED!!!!!!

[starguard]

Today..some guy comes up to me and asks "Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?" I tell him " Nope,All I got was a bag of coal, choke slapped, and kicked out the house". This fucker tells me "Well son, today's your lucky day.

Fucker opens this long trenchcoat and offers me a bottle thats all cloudy inside. Guy tell me "This here is no ordinary bottle son..this here..is a MAGIC LAMP, BOUGHT STRAIGHT FROM THE HAREMS OF IRAQ

Just one rub, and a MAGIC GEENIE will appear. This genie will give you THREE WISHES.


I thought..OH BOY..THEEE WISHES, Now I can get everthing I wanted for Christmas without my parole officer or my damn thieving neighbors interfering.

Guy tells me, All it cost is a measely $50


I tell him.. $50?..All I have is $10


Guy says "SOLD"

He takes my money and then ran down the alley yelling.."WAIT TILL I'M GONE FAR FAR AWAY. THE GEENIE WONT COME OUT.. AS LONG AS I'M AROUND.


Over two hours have passed already, and I'm still sitting here waiting for this damn genie to appear. I've rubbed this bottle about 1000 times already, and when I pull the top off, all I smell is cigarette smoke. :huh:

If the genie thats in there is taking a smoke break, I figure two hours should be long enough already


what do you all think

 

[Sarek]

I think you need help.

 

[jack]

I found one of those on the beach. When I rubbed it a genie came out and said I could have one wish. I wanted to be a rock star at the time so I wished to be "up-tight, out-of-sight, and in the groove" so the fucker turned me into a tampon!

 

[Sarek]

Well, it was better than shoving your head up your ass, not?

 

[jack]

I see the genie granted your wish

 

[Sarek]

What? To have your head shoved up your ass?

 

[jack]

Pwned :bigass:

 

[Elnidfse]

10 dollars to the person who can tell me where this thread is going.

 

[jack]

Where Sarek's wishing his head?

 

[Sarek]

Pwned :bigass:

So you're saying your head was up your ass and I wished it to be there?

Well, Ok. I guess.

 

[Sarek]

10 dollars to the person who can tell me where this thread is going.

Up your ass?

 

[Sarek]

Where Sarek's wishing his head?

I'm not. I wasn't even wishing for your head to be any where.

 

[Elnidfse]

And here is another day of life in TK.

 

[Elnidfse]

Up your ass?

Stop dreaming your sick fantasies and projecting them to me. Don't confide in me with them. I don't care.

 

[Sarek]

Stop dreaming your sick fantasies and projecting them to me. Don't confide in me with them. I don't care.

Sure you do. You replied to my post.

 

[Elnidfse]

Sure you do. You replied to my post.

I said I don't care about your fantasies. Not "humoring the idiot."

 

[Sarek]

Not "humoring the idiot."

No.

But I am.

 

[Elnidfse]

The idiot? Thanks for confirming that. Idiocy confirmed.

 

[Sarek]

The idiot? Thanks for confirming that. Idiocy confirmed.

Yes, I'm humoring the idiot.

So how's your day?

 

[Elnidfse]

How many times do I have to tell you that the reflection of yourself that you see in your computer screen is not a real person. Your humoring nobody.