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HELP!

Ishcabittle

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THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME!!!! I HAVEN'T EATEN YET AND THE SPIDERS ARE IN MY HAIR AND THERE'S BAMBOO SHARDS UNDER MY FINGERNAILS AND LITTLE KIDS AND KICKING ME IN THE PANTS AND I'VE GOT A RUNNY NOSE AND EVERYTHING SUCKS AND WACKY'S GONE AND THE WORLD'S GONE TO HELL AND I'D LIKE SOME WEED AND SOME CHOCOLATE!
 
There, there Ishca. It's gonna be alright. Just take off all your clothes curl up in the bathtub and go to sleep. The bad spiders don't like the tub.. that's what they told me anyway.

(WACKY CUM BACK!)
 
Got any sedatives, Dr. Dave?

I'm real close to strangling rocktar and/or chopping his balls off.

Me=pissed.
 
I'd like to get in the queue for some pills, ok? Something that'll make me not notice the cold so much (my nips hurt) I know I live in Florida and it's not supposed to get cold here but what you northerners consider balmy is cold to me with my low tolerance for low temperatures. PILLS PLEASE!!!
 
Chicago, IL
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Florida
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It's not cold where you live, Cassie, sorry to burst your bubble.
 
Where in Florida is that, hmmm? It's cold I tell ya (my nips tell ya) I wore shorts and a jacket when I walked my dogs this morning.. yes stupid typical Florida attire.. the wind was blowing and I thought I was gonna die D I E
 
I wore two pair socks, arctic boots, long johns, undies, jeans and snow pants, t-shirt, long sleeve, fleece, snow jacket, hat, hood, gloves, and a cig when I walked the dog this morning.
 
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