Henoch...

[jack]

I got you a christmas present, fucker.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Where did you find a ribbon big enough to wrap around your pudgy ass?

 

[Sarek]

He removed it from your fat belly.

 

[Starship Coyote]

What...are you jack's gay lover or something?

 

[jack]

You should see "Love Object" tommy

 

[Starship Coyote]

Not into gay flicks. "Priscilla Queen of the Desert" broke me from that shit.

 

[Sarek]

What...are you jack's gay lover or something?

Why? would you be a jealous ex lover?

 

[Henoch]

That is so sweet jack, what the FUCK did U get me!??

 

[Starship Coyote]

Yout two make such a cute couple that I wouldn't dare try to come between you.

 

[jack]

But you have the whitest teeth I've ever come across!

 

[Sarek]

Shut the fuck up Henoch. And tell your dual to shut the fuck up also.

 

[jack]

LOL it's so fucking easy

 

[jack]

Not into gay flicks. "Priscilla Queen of the Desert" broke me from that shit.

"Love Object" isn't a gay flick, idiot. What are you, a one trick pony?

 

[Henoch]

So WTF did U get me jack???

 

[Sarek]

A pocket pussy.

 

[jack]

only this one has a vibrating "squirmy rooter" attachment.

 

[Henoch]

I just knew Sarek would cum along & taint the jack/Henoch gift exchange with a sexual INuendo!! (did i spell that correctly??) SHAME....IMFO! it's Christmas DAMMIT!...think of the baby Jesus!!