here is where I am right now

[headvoid]

Dull isnt it?

 

[Grammour Boy]

Go buy yourself a whore. It will liven up the place.

(Next time, get a king size bed. Prostitutes prefer them.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I CAN SEE A TOILET

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Only hotel rooms have that sort of furnature and décor.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Only hotel rooms have that sort of furnature and décor.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hotel rooms are so depressing. It's almost as if they WANT you to commit suicide so they can steal your stuff in the morning.

 

[headvoid]

I feel like I've got deja vu.

But yes, only central London hotels think that people actually enjoy this shit. I may have to get dressed and step out with the Arabs and the taxi drivers to smoke a cigarette.

it's at times like these i wish I was a crack head.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

If there's a muffled voice coming from the other side of that mirror, they're probably telling you to get your feet off the bed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or someone's trapped in the wall.

 

[headvoid]

OR I@VE SHOVED THEM IN THERE FOR NOT BRINGING MY LIGHTLY CHILLED SPARKLING WATER WITH LEMON TO ME

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND YOU WERE RIGHT TO DO SO.

 

[headvoid]

THE TEMPERATURE WASNT FECKIN RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the lemon was not organic, what a shithead.

Anyway, he wont bother business executives anymore. I threw him down that central hole in the middle of hotels - you know, the one where everyone looks into and at the bottom is nothing but rubbish and a place for the kitchen staff to have a fag. anyway i digress

 

[Ishcabittle]

FUCKING BUTLERS WITH THEIR "SELF RESPECT" AND "I'VE NEVER BLOWN A MAN FOR MONEY BEFORE" ATTITUDES.

 

[FBI parte due]

I hope you don't get attacked by a goat!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yeah, we two yanks are pullin' for you. DON'TT DIE, YUR A GOOD POSTER LOL!

 

[Cassie]

Where's headvoid now?

 

[FBI parte due]

Inside Tori Amos's coochie?

 

[Mentalist]

Pretty dull hotel room, yes. Nice laptop though, why oh why do you waste your time reading us!

Now that is a recipe for suicide coupled with that room.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only if he's reading my "recipe for suicide" thread.

 

[Conchaga]

this will probably turn into a red x soon.
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