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Here's an idea: Stop inviting retard to TK

Hambil

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
Just for a while. Let the current retards run their course, and let us enjoy a little peace and decent conversation for a few weeks before inviting the next batch?
 
I was gone this weekend. Did we cause another nerd to leave a spot of glue on a model while reading the board or something? What bitter unbathed basement dweller has called for a jerk jihad on us now?
 
I think those TWers were supposed to be the invaders. But if that's the standard for being called an invasion, then I'm bored.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I was gone this weekend. Did we cause another nerd to leave a spot of glue on a model while reading the board or something? What bitter unbathed basement dweller has called for a jerk jihad on us now?
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Some third grade members of a site called "Turd Wars" or some such shit. Seems they run a second rate Troll Kingdom wannabe type site.
 
Turd Wars? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

Man, I bet I can even pinpoint the brand of glue they spilled.

YOU LOOK ABOUT 30. HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A GIRL?™
 
Lilith said:
I think those TWers were supposed to be the invaders. But if that's the standard for being called an invasion, then I'm bored.
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yes, that's the MO for the usuall invasions we get.
Comicon, I hate to say it, actually did pretty well.
And, of course, SW is now a historical Blessing.
 
Hambil said:
Just for a while. Let the current retards run their course, and let us enjoy a little peace and decent conversation for a few weeks before inviting the next batch?
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*sigh* Our kids are just so adventurous. Hard to keep them down on the farm after they've seen... ;)
 
DONT BRING UP THAT CITY. FECKING FRENCH BASTARDS WITH THEIR TOOTH CRACKING BREAD AND CORONARY INDUCING CHEESE SAUCES. I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM.

They did invent a good kiss, though. And that tickler contraption...
 
Blindgroping said:
yes, that's the MO for the usuall invasions we get.
Comicon, I hate to say it, actually did pretty well.
And, of course, SW is now a historical Blessing.
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Comicon [no offense] was par for the course. Now, SW was a dream come true. I never had so much fun during an invasion.

The best part of any invasion is the guys who stick around and 'become one of us'. Now Comicon was excellent in that regard. The ones that stayed are cool guys. Same with the SW guys and gals who stayed.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
DONT BRING UP THAT CITY. FECKING FRENCH BASTARDS WITH THEIR TOOTH CRACKING BREAD AND CORONARY INDUCING CHEESE SAUCES. I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM.

They did invent a good kiss, though. And that tickler contraption...
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I never mentioned the City. I know better. But, the kiss is way cool, along with the tickler thing. ;)
 
Pity the phrase doesn't work with Dublin. Because, y'know, they probably still have a farm or two there...

BUT WE'D STILL KICK THEIR FRENCH ASSES FROM HERE TO TOONTOWN BY WAY OF TIPPERARY. OR SOMETHING. DEAR GOD MY FOOD IS TAKING A LONG TIME TO BE DELIVERED
 
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