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THE CLOUD MINERS TRAPPED IN THE CLOUDS AFTER ALL THERI LADDERS BROKE
HOW WILL THey COPE WITH NOTHING BUT CLOUD TO EAT
AND NO SEX BUT GAY SEX WITH EACH OTHER
QUTIE WELL ACTUALLY SINCE CLOUDS ARE TASTY AND GAY SEX IS FUN
MEANWHILE THEIR WIVES TURN TO LESBIANISM AND ERECTING STATUES OF CHANTELLE FROM BIG BROTHER IN THEIR GARDENS
"WE LOVE THE WAY SHE SYAS 'DO YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN' ALL THE TIME, IT'S SO FUCKING HOT, I LOVE BEING A LESBIAN NOW," SAID THE LESBIAN LEADER OF THIS LESBIAN GROUP
BUT BIGFOOT ISN'T HAPPY ABOUT THIS LESBIANISM
"ME BIGFOOT WANT PUSSY," HE SAID TO BATMAN
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN," SAID BATMAN, WHO WAS BUMMING ROBIN AT THE TIME "BY THE WAY DID YOU HEAR THAT GLYN FROM BIG BROTHER IS GAY NOW? NIKKI SAID IT ON THE LIVE FEED AND EVERYTHING!"
"WAHT THE FUCK GLYN IS GAY WHY I OUGHTA!" SAID BIG FOOT, PASSIVELY STROKING HIS MASSIVE CCOK "WAIT WHY AM I WANKIN?G"
"YOU MUST BE GAY TOO" SAID ADAM ANT WHO HAD JUST APPEARED OUT OF A FRIDGE
"NO, IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!" SAID BIGFOOT "I MUST STOP THIS SPREAD OF HOMOSEXUALITY BY EATING IT"
AND HE ATE SOME COCK
MEANWHILE THE CLOUD MINERS WERE STILL EATING CLOUDS
"TASTES A BIT LIKE ICE CREAM " SAID KOKO B WARE WHO WAS ONE OF HTE CLOUD MINERS
"YES" SAID SUNSHINE FROM BIG BROTHER WHO WAS FLYING BY ON A ROCKET POWERED BATHTUB "THAT IS WHAT IT TASTES LIKE YOU MOOK"
"DON'T CALL ME A MOOK YOU ODDLY SEXY ECCENTRIC" SAID KOKO BUT IT WAS TOO LATE SHE WAS GONE AND WITH HER ALL HOPE OF RECSUE
THE CLOUD MINERS DIED AFTER EATING ALL THE CLOUDS AND FALLING TO THEIR DEATHS
DO BLACK PEOPLE SMELL DIFFERENT WAS THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S LIPS THE NEXT DAY BECAUSE SOME BLACK PEOPLE HAD MOVED INTO TOWN TO FILL THE GAP LEFT BY THE CLOUD MINERS BY HAVING SEX WITH THEIR WOMEN WHO WERNE'T LESBIANS ANYMORE BECASUE OF BIGFOOT EATING ALL THOSE COCKS WHICH SOMEOHWO HAD STOPPED THE SPREAD OF HOMOSEXIAYLY FOREVER
JACK DEE DIED OF CANCER NINE YEARS LATE
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hjipfhjighjgr
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er ASKt CHT
THE CLOUD MINERS TRAPPED IN THE CLOUDS AFTER ALL THERI LADDERS BROKE
HOW WILL THey COPE WITH NOTHING BUT CLOUD TO EAT
AND NO SEX BUT GAY SEX WITH EACH OTHER
QUTIE WELL ACTUALLY SINCE CLOUDS ARE TASTY AND GAY SEX IS FUN
MEANWHILE THEIR WIVES TURN TO LESBIANISM AND ERECTING STATUES OF CHANTELLE FROM BIG BROTHER IN THEIR GARDENS
"WE LOVE THE WAY SHE SYAS 'DO YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN' ALL THE TIME, IT'S SO FUCKING HOT, I LOVE BEING A LESBIAN NOW," SAID THE LESBIAN LEADER OF THIS LESBIAN GROUP
BUT BIGFOOT ISN'T HAPPY ABOUT THIS LESBIANISM
"ME BIGFOOT WANT PUSSY," HE SAID TO BATMAN
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN," SAID BATMAN, WHO WAS BUMMING ROBIN AT THE TIME "BY THE WAY DID YOU HEAR THAT GLYN FROM BIG BROTHER IS GAY NOW? NIKKI SAID IT ON THE LIVE FEED AND EVERYTHING!"
"WAHT THE FUCK GLYN IS GAY WHY I OUGHTA!" SAID BIG FOOT, PASSIVELY STROKING HIS MASSIVE CCOK "WAIT WHY AM I WANKIN?G"
"YOU MUST BE GAY TOO" SAID ADAM ANT WHO HAD JUST APPEARED OUT OF A FRIDGE
"NO, IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!" SAID BIGFOOT "I MUST STOP THIS SPREAD OF HOMOSEXUALITY BY EATING IT"
AND HE ATE SOME COCK
MEANWHILE THE CLOUD MINERS WERE STILL EATING CLOUDS
"TASTES A BIT LIKE ICE CREAM " SAID KOKO B WARE WHO WAS ONE OF HTE CLOUD MINERS
"YES" SAID SUNSHINE FROM BIG BROTHER WHO WAS FLYING BY ON A ROCKET POWERED BATHTUB "THAT IS WHAT IT TASTES LIKE YOU MOOK"
"DON'T CALL ME A MOOK YOU ODDLY SEXY ECCENTRIC" SAID KOKO BUT IT WAS TOO LATE SHE WAS GONE AND WITH HER ALL HOPE OF RECSUE
THE CLOUD MINERS DIED AFTER EATING ALL THE CLOUDS AND FALLING TO THEIR DEATHS
DO BLACK PEOPLE SMELL DIFFERENT WAS THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S LIPS THE NEXT DAY BECAUSE SOME BLACK PEOPLE HAD MOVED INTO TOWN TO FILL THE GAP LEFT BY THE CLOUD MINERS BY HAVING SEX WITH THEIR WOMEN WHO WERNE'T LESBIANS ANYMORE BECASUE OF BIGFOOT EATING ALL THOSE COCKS WHICH SOMEOHWO HAD STOPPED THE SPREAD OF HOMOSEXIAYLY FOREVER
JACK DEE DIED OF CANCER NINE YEARS LATE
