Here's one way of committing crime

[Gagh]

BBC News - G4S sacks pair who tagged offender's false leg

Private security firm G4S has sacked two members of staff who tagged a man's false leg allowing him to remove it and break a court-imposed curfew.

Story continued above. Basically, the guy wrapped his false leg in a bandage, and tricked them into putting an electronic tag on the false leg.

Of course, he simply removed it, fitted another, and went about his criminal business.

Rent-a-Numpty at Group 4, who are pretty renowned for their ability to cock things up.

 

[Seph]

El Oh Fucking El.

Incompetence known no bounds.

 

['Gear]

I feel like Monty Python had something to do with this.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He deserves to get a free pass on his next three crimes for that ingenuity.

 

[Seph]

He deserves to get a free pass on his next three crimes for that ingenuity.

QFT!

Turned his disability into an asset.

 

[Donovan]

Heard they caught up with him at IHOP.