Lord Raffles
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...Gomez Addams would kick his ass any day of the week, no questions asked. Gomez is good traditional old chap; he knows how to please the ladies & has an eye for a fetching suit. I can imagine Gomez doing some mad Acrobatic shit around Herman's square head before stabbing him in the eye with a fencing sword. He would then get Mortica and make out with her over Herman's dead body, and then do both her and Lilly in the arse over Herman Munster's Grave - the jammy bastard.