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Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Long time no see. So since I know you're all dying to know what's been going on with me I'll tell you.

First, I got a promotion. That's right, I'm so damn good they promoted me to State Administrator for the California Inland South Region in just 4 months.

Second, wedding planning. OH. MY. GAWD. What an amazing pain in the ass it is. But at least I've got the date and I've gotten shit engraved so the date is set in stone. I (meaning my fiance) and my parents have so far, made all the down payments for everything. And my bridesmaid and her husband paid for my cake so how awesome is that?! My colors are pink (tea rose) and black for those of you that are wondering. Oh and I'm getting married at the country club not Vegas. I don't want to spend the money going back and forth to Vegas.

Third, moving. I hate moving so much but I gotta do it. The Hub-to-be works in Beverly Hills so we have to make his commute more bearable.

And finally, as always, lovin' on my niece and nephew. They're as amazing as ever and both super cuter with braces.

Oh and this week in particular I'm all over hating Dems. What a bunch of pie in the sky, bologne pony crapola. I feel sorry for the sheep.
 
Long time no see. So since I know you're all dying to know what's been going on with me I'll tell you.

First, I got a promotion. That's right, I'm so damn good they promoted me to State Administrator for the California Inland South Region in just 4 months.

Second, wedding planning. OH. MY. GAWD. What an amazing pain in the ass it is. But at least I've got the date and I've gotten shit engraved so the date is set in stone. I (meaning my fiance) and my parents have so far, made all the down payments for everything. And my bridesmaid and her husband paid for my cake so how awesome is that?! My colors are pink (tea rose) and black for those of you that are wondering. Oh and I'm getting married at the country club not Vegas. I don't want to spend the money going back and forth to Vegas.

Third, moving. I hate moving so much but I gotta do it. The Hub-to-be works in Beverly Hills so we have to make his commute more bearable.

And finally, as always, lovin' on my niece and nephew. They're as amazing as ever and both super cuter with braces.

Oh and this week in particular I'm all over hating Dems. What a bunch of pie in the sky, bologne pony crapola. I feel sorry for the sheep.

Bitter lemons?
 
A) The fucka are you talking about Ass.

and

B) No BB for me this season, my life is wrapped around this wedding and moving. I can tell that I'm going to be sorry I didn't watch.
 
Was just thinking about you the other day - hoped the wedding, newly married stuff was keeping you busy and away from saying hi.

Good to hear from you. Yeah on all going well!
 
Im torn between going the TK route and not giving a royal shit and offering congrats and all that.

Aw, what the hell. Congrats.
 
never, ever , ever , never, never ever get married love ........unless he adores you with money.......;)
 
Everyone needs a little bitch inside of them.
Laker_Girl, will you fuck me with a long purple dildo?
Tie me up at least? Spank me? Whip me? Pull my hair?
Let me pull yours, slap you around a bit, please.
I promise you wont' be disapointed.
Can I be your bitch please?
 
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