Hey Eggs, Liza is on Good Morning America

[jack]

Diane Sawyer seems to want to stick her head under her ball gown, what's up with that?

I thought Sawyer was a cockhound, at least according to Dan Rather.

 

[starguard]

There might be a midget hiding under there with a Dildo

 

[Sarek]

^Are you saying you finally found a job?

 

[jack]

How does one apply for a position as a dildo?

 

[Sarek]

I was thinking he was more along the lines of the midget, but, ok.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'll have to look for that clip.

Sawyer is still married to Mike Nichols, so he probably just talks dirty to her in the wittiest way possible while she manhandles a vibrator.