Lilac
Luci ain't got nothin' on me.
We warned you about your fetishes being bad. This had to be you!
This narcoleptic guy was sunbathing nude in his front yard when he saw a little girl walking by, so he quickly covered himself with a newspaper.
The little girl saw him, and walked over, and asked, "What's under the newspaper?"
"A little bird," he replied trying to get her to walk away.
Then a bout of narcolepsy hit, and when he woke up next, he was in the hospital, surrounded by police.
He couldn't explain a thing, save that the little girl had been by.
The police went off and questioned the girl and asked what she'd done to him.
"Nothing," she said. "I was playing with a little bird, but it spat on me, so I broke its neck. Then I split open its eggs and lit its nest on fire."
This narcoleptic guy was sunbathing nude in his front yard when he saw a little girl walking by, so he quickly covered himself with a newspaper.
The little girl saw him, and walked over, and asked, "What's under the newspaper?"
"A little bird," he replied trying to get her to walk away.
Then a bout of narcolepsy hit, and when he woke up next, he was in the hospital, surrounded by police.
He couldn't explain a thing, save that the little girl had been by.
The police went off and questioned the girl and asked what she'd done to him.
"Nothing," she said. "I was playing with a little bird, but it spat on me, so I broke its neck. Then I split open its eggs and lit its nest on fire."
