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HEY MINE FIELD, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR?

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
I'd like to know.
 
I want a life size Tomtrek doll.
 
Beer.
 
A jar of those big pickled onions they have at the chippy.
 
That my version of this thread from 10 days ago didn't drop like a lead testicle.

Also a pony.

AS IN HUNG LIKE A HORSE HEEEEEEYAWWWWWW.
 
I want a new microwave oven and a vacuum cleaner. I know, boring, right? But practical.
 
I'd like one bar of gold, a Cadillac CTS-V Coupe and a very expensive prostitute.
 
I would like a genuine mid life crisis. I have been a bit half arsed about mine so far.
 
I think we're on the same page.
 
I'd like to know.

Tomtrek started a thread?! I have all I ever want now.
 
I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!

But on topic, I want Santa to bring Wacky a new monitor. Or if it's part of a laptop, A NEW LAPTOP.
 
DO THEY MAKE A LAPTOP YET YOU CAN SLIDE YOUR COCK INTO?
 
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Okay then!
 
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