Hey, Tisi!

[Dual]

How are you, darling?

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm peachy, with a side of keen. How are you luv?

 

[Dual]

Toasted with a side of marmalade? That doesn't work, does it?

Do you know what you'll be captioning today, mein leibe?

 

[Tisiphone]

LoL. No, it does not.

Right now I'm captioning Springer, then two hours of Mike & Mike on ESPN, an hour of a local Chicago news, WLS, and then 30 minutes of First Take on ESPN.

And what are you doing today?

 

[Dual]

Drifting about in a semiconscious fugue, naturally.

Which shows are your favourites to work on?

 

[Tisiphone]

Don't you love those semiconscious moments? I do that all the time captioning. We call it dream captioning. We're not awake, but we're not asleep, but we're captioning the show somehow, but dreaming of other things. Sometimes I freak out thinking, "Holy shit! Did I just caption TK RULES on Sportscenter?"

Hmmm...favorite shows have got to be the ESPN ones. Football is great, and I'm psyched this week for March Madness since I'm a huge college bball fan. Springer used to be fun, but now that it's audio only, we don't get to watch it anymore. Regis and Kelly is cool, but I like it when Anderson Cooper is co-hosting with her.

 

[Dr Dave]

Why don't they let you watch Springer anymore?

 

[Tisiphone]

That's just how the tv station that broadcasts is now. We get Springer ahead of time, it was a tape. But now it's just the audio. SUX