Hey, what if Colm Meany had been Der Fuhrer instead of Adolph?

[The Question]

Would y'all be down with "Heil To The Chief"?

 

[Duncelor]

Would y'all be down with "Heil To The Chief"?

No.

 

[The Question]

^^You lie. But you do it well.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES and he would have fought in the Battle of Britain himself with Julian and won the war for the glorious Terran Empire and enjoyed the spoils of war (rape lots of English women) until the day that he died (september 28 1976). TOO BAD IT NEVER HAPPENEd.

 

[The Question]

Ah, but with ACME's new "Time Travel In A Box" home kit, NOW IT CAN! Just add water! Or... or is that just subtract water... No! It's -- it's --

Just multiply water!

 

[CaptainWacky]

don't delete him from history otherwise you'll create a paradox which could swallow the whole unvierse...and my cum

 

[The Question]

^^How does one say "Ew" backward in time?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So if there's nothing wrong with Wacky's cum...then there must be something wrong with the universe! :shock:

 

[The Question]

No, the universe is in good working order. I just fixed it last night.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I dunno, I looked in the sky and saw a constellation that looked suspiciously like Keira Knightley's cleavage.

YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE FORCES OF NATURE! AND YOU MUST ATONE!

Am I getting through to you Mr. Beale?

 

[CaptainWacky]

that must have been one small constellation, LOL OMG

 

[The Question]

I dunno, I looked in the sky and saw a constellation that looked suspiciously like Keira Knightley's cleavage.

Yeah, I owed Menty a favor.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I owe me a solid.