Hi all! This place is Faboo

[Fudg Pak McQuac]

My name is Fudge Pack McQuack, no doubt you have heard of me, the gay international playboy and owner of the popular gay bar and grille Teabag McFisties. Anyways I was in my Weed, California location for Sunday night "Butthole-Bingo" when I noticed somone had placed an ad on our "Cornhole City" dating billboard from someone named Omega Weapon. He said something about if you are into double anal come here, and god knows home many times I have saddled up to another guy and we both violated another waiting asshole (Was this you on Sunday Omega). Anyway I'm here and I hope to do a little redecorating around here (seriously, what serious queen decorates with these colors?). Well welcome me bitches!

 

[Deni]

Omega Weapon, eh?

 

[Fudg Pak McQuac]

Yes sweetie, do you know him?

 

[Deni]

He's been around...

 

[Ultros]

Another Turd Warrior.

 

[Deni]

^ Teehee...no surprise there.

 

[Ultros]

A gay dual has never been done before at TK. I'm sure we're in for the troll of the century with this one.

 

[Deni]

I was trying to decide whether to put up the "Don't feed the troll" sign...or not.

Hmm...

 

[Fudg Pak McQuac]

Another Turd Warrior.

That's the oddest homophobic term I have ever heard sweetie. What exactly is that octopus? I know what I could do with 8 hands! mmmmhmmmmmm.

 

[Ultros]

I was trying to decide whether to put up the "Don't feed the troll" sign...or not.

Hmm...

Nah. If it were a troll it would be able to stick to one account, and not have to keep switching out of shame and obscurity.

 

[Deni]

Teehee...funny to hear that coming from you.

^ That was all in love, though, ya know?

 

[Ultros]

I switch accounts out of necessity, not out of shame and certainly not out of obscurity.

 

[Deni]

Ok, I'll take your word for it then, hun.

'Tis not my place to judge!

 

[Deni]

Uh...I didn't mean that in a sarcastic way...if that's how it seemed.

 

[Reverend Phelps]

Nah. If it were a troll it would be able to stick to one account, and not have to keep switching out of shame and obscurity.

Right, this coming from the queen of all duals. :laugh:

 

[Fudg Pak McQuac]

I switch accounts out of necessity, not out of shame and certainly not out of obscurity.

Dearie there is no shame in liking other men, or women depending on whatever you are.

 

[Ultros]

Dearie there is no shame in liking other men, or women depending on whatever you are.

Why would a person feel shame over something completely out of their control?

 

[Ultros]

Right, this coming from the queen of all duals. :laugh:

Tell me, why do you still call me Messenger? I don't know who this queer is (I mean queer as in strange, ineffectual, troll-wannabe turd, not as in homo,) but you certainly know who I am.

 

[Deni]

The purple people eater?

 

[Fudg Pak McQuac]

Tell me, why do you still call me Messenger? I don't know who this queer is (I mean queer as in strange, ineffectual, troll-wannabe turd, not as in homo,) but you certainly know who I am.

Darling, do you need a hug?