Hi Peoples

[Mirah]

Hi
Hello
sup?
And stuff.
Oh yeah?
Really?
OMG!
No WAy!
Holy shit!
Well isn't that something?!
I've never seen something like that so big!
Did you get it on ebay?
What is the market like now these days?
Are you going to fold everything in or fight til the end?
Oh?
Hmmm
really?
yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe.
Yeah Im sure it will be.
Ok
you too
yeah, always
awesome
yeah have a great day!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Mirah: Hi

Dork:Hey.

Mirah: Hello

Dork: You said that already.

Mirah: sup?

Dork: Ummmmmm

Mirah: And stuff.

Dork: So yeah, some people were upset you left like that.

Mirah: Oh yeah?

Dork: Yeah. You didn’t even say goodbye.

Mirah: Really?

Dork: YA RLY.

Mirah: OMG!

Dork: Yeah, people got mad, but they’ll get over it.

Mirah:No WAy!

Dork: YES WAY! I FORGIVE YOU! LET’S HAVE SEX!

Mirah: Holy shit!

Dork: *drops pants*

Mirah: Well isn't that something?!

Dork: Thanks, I like to think so

Mirah: I've never seen something like that so big!

Dork: Flattery will get you everywhere, my dear.

Mirah: Did you get it on ebay?

Dork: LOLWUT? It’s always been attached to my body…

Mirah: What is the market like now these days?

Dork: WTF Are you talking about? I thought we were gonna have some butsex?

Mirah: Are you going to fold everything in or fight til the end?

Dork: Well I was planning on using lube…

Mirah: Oh?

Dork: Unless you want me to be rough?

Mirah: Hmmm

Dork: How about I just surprise you?

Mirah: really?

Dork: Really. You like how that feels?

Mirah: yeah.

Dork: Good. Want me to play with your clit?

Mirah: I don't know.

Dork: You don’t know!?!? Don’t you want to cum for me?

Mirah: Maybe.

Dork: Well, I’m going to make you cum. It’ll be the most earth-shatteringly powerful orgasm you’ve ever had!

Mirah: Yeah Im sure it will be.

Dork: DAMN STRAIGHT!

Mirah: Ok

Dork: OK. I want you to cum for me now.

Mirah: you too

Dork: MMMMM I am. Did you like that?

Mirah: yeah, always

Dork: Me too. How did it feel when I was pulling on your hair, my cock deep inside you?

Mirah: awesome

Dork: SWEET! This was fun, but I gotta go. We should do this again sometime.

Mirah: yeah have a great day!

Dork: You too. TTYL

 

[Loktar]

Looks like I went to bed too early last night.

 

[The Dork Lord]

HAHA

 

[Mirah]

LOL That was funny.

 

[Dark Pickle]

TY