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Atlas_Collins said:
Don't let Grammour Boy fool you, Leo. This place is filled with hatred and venom and no one is ever "welcomed".

Oh, I'm expecting that. It's a troll board isn't it? I'm not expecting love and kisses.

Phil McCracken said:
Unless they are gay, such as myself.

Although, maybe you are? :D What does it matter if you're gay, anyway?

Seems I can only post in four forums at the moment anyway.
 
I'm serious! These evil trolls have infected my computer with some kind of gay troll virus that makes my mouse try to commit unnatural acts with the nearest USB port and my browser can only go to this site and a place called "FistingAfficianado.org".

I stay here because that other place is totally disgusting.
 
Phil McCracken said:
If you are not gay, Dear... you are NOT welcum. Tee hee!

Yeah, OK.

Atlas_Collins said:
I'm serious! These evil trolls have infected my computer with some kind of gay troll virus that makes my mouse try to commit unnatural acts with the nearest USB port and my browser can only go to this site and a place called "FistingAfficianado.org".

I stay here because that other place is totally disgusting.

I already got had that virus from posting at TrekBBS and a Lost board. I'm well protected, as it were ;)
 
I don't think Lord Raffles likes me very much. Oh well. I'm just trying to fit in on my first day, dude ;)
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
HI I AM SOMEONE WHO JOINED TK BEFORE 2006. WELCOME AND ENJOY THE SHOW.

I'll try, dude.

How do you make those comments appear under posts like Lord Raffles there?
 
Don't let Eggs fool you either. Eggs is the TK gay welcome wagoneer and is here to measure your anus for a butt plug. Whatever you do don't let Raffles distract you, and never turn your back on Eggs until he/she is safely out of the room.
 
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