hi

[Dual]

hi wacky

 

[Cassie]

YOU'RE ALIVE!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Herro Dual-kun!

 

[FBI parte due]

WB cunt.

 

[Dual]

Herro Dual-kun!

Herro Joff-chan!

 

[Dual]

WB cunt.

sup bro

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Herro Joff-chan!

Responding "chan" to someone calling you "kun" is a huge bitch slap

 

[FBI parte due]

Dual's like that.

He thinks he's "too good" for us.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've got nothing to say to you, Dual.

I think you know why.

 

[FBI parte due]

Dual, we all need to get together and have a serious chat about transliterated Japanese honorific suffixes.

Whenever you're ready.

 

[Dual]

ok

 

[Mirah]

Why does CaptainWacky not want to talk to Dual?

Hi Dual! How are ya? Where've ya been? Watcha up to?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Why does CaptainWacky not want to talk to Dual?

In over a decade of asking, nobody's been able to figure it out.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Responding "chan" to someone calling you "kun" is a huge bitch slap

Don't use gendered insults.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dual will you be attending a Passion Play this weekend?

 

[Dual]

Dual will you be attending a Passion Play this weekend?

Alas, I shall be quite occupied rehearsing for a production of Aristophanes' Νεφελαι (in the original Greek); I'm playing the role of the weaker argument. Will you be attending a Passion Play, dearest Wacky?

 

[Cassie]

What have you been up to, Dual? IS LIFE EXCITING AND EXHILARATING?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No I'll be eating choclate.

 

[Seph]

Hey Dual.

 

[Dr Dave]

Hello Dual.