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Hiding drugs from yourself.

Ishcabittle

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Don't y'all love it when you hide weed away from yourself? I thought I was dry, but rummaging through the junk drawer I found a little vial I had given to my girl to smoke her friends out with.

She doesn't finish a stash like I do, needless to say I'm suddenly stoned. Take a week off, hit it hard and see what happens.
 
Usually I don't find unfinished stashes but occasionally I find small paranoid stashes I struggled desperately at one point to find and couldn't. I could write a book about bowls I've lost or which were destroyed by satan.
 
My stepdad has a bad habit of leaving his stash out, so when he does that....I do a little trick or treating in his goody bag, then he wonders why half his stash is gone when he finds it...
 
Heh... always look after yer bag! I had an ex who would put $20 bills her winter coats in the spring, all of 'em, so when winter came 'round again the were nice little suprises waiting for her.

If I did that with my herb I'd be digging the winter clothes out around June 3rd.
 
When I was in college my housemates and I found a quarter ounce in a Trivial Pursuit box. Apparently we'd stashed it there a year or so beforehand and forgot all about it. 'Twas a nice surprise, though, since we were dry at the time.
 
Isn't it always when you're broke and dry that this sort of thing shows itself? Like, what prompted you to play Trivial Pursuit that day? Fate?

It's like there's a little buddah sittin' on a cloud like, "Oh, shit, that guy over there needs weed. Ding!"
 
I found about three bowls worth wrapped in a bit of paper in my car one winter living "up north" where we were dry as fuck. It was like a holiday.
 
Pesto instead of tomato sauce, smoked Gouda instead of mozzarella/white cheddar, grilled chicken, black olives and artichoke hearts.
 
jack said:
I found a stash like that yesterday.
Fuck you you did. In fact, I'm buzzed right now.
But yeah, I remember finding hidden stash that I'd forgotten about.
In fact, my kid sister found a bag I had stashed. Fucking bitch.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Don't y'all love it when you hide weed away from yourself? I thought I was dry, but rummaging through the junk drawer I found a little vial I had given to my girl to smoke her friends out with.

She doesn't finish a stash like I do, needless to say I'm suddenly stoned. Take a week off, hit it hard and see what happens.
This sooo totally explains your behaviour last night.
I understand now! :scared:
 
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