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High-Heeled Shoes with GPS for Prostitutes

Worst idea ever!

So how much do these X-box shoes cost exactly? And is it really convenient to press a series of buttons on your shoe while being attacked?

At least when they find the next dead hooker stuffed in a trash can they can be lead there by OnStar...



Turn left...


Turn right...


Approaching dead hooker with star trek shoes... 5 meters...
 
"Where would you like to go today?"

"I want to follow a trail of dead hookers to the supermarket."

"Alright. Your first dead hooker is 3 blocks ahead. Turn right..."

"DUDE THIS IS SO AWESOME!"
 
This is what sounds like when doves cry. Or when a pimp is replaced by a machine!
 
It is weird that it's not legal to sell sex. I mean, why not? You can sell bacon. It's the same thing, really.
 
Are you calling all women fat pigs? if so, SHAME ON YOU WACKY.

Some women are fat pigs but not all. There are hawt ones with boobies and nice round butts and such.

And CUTE ones who are worthy of the penis too.
 
Then underneath the QOTW there's a "Menty's top ten friends of the week" and I'm at number nine and Laker_Girl is number one for some reason.
 
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