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High School Musical 2

Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
I have just proven that I am in fact the world's greatest aunt. Yes ladies, it's not you, no it's me for I have just subjected myself to the worst film ever made....EVER...MADE...High School Musical 2. This cheesy piece of crap couldn't suck more if it's cast were Dyson vacuums and I watched, made popcorn, fixed sodas, danced along with and sang the horrible, horrible, ridiculous songs all for the everlasting and true love of my niece and nephew.

I deserve a medal and should go down in history for accomplishing what no adult should ever have to accomplish...I watched all two hours and five minutes of High School Musical 2. Yes, it is true, I have been invited to the Sunday night High School Musical 2 sing along but with my place in history secure I choose not to be another Charles Limburgh or Merv Griffin, I am but a mere mortal and have respectfully declined the sing along invitation. I know you won't think less of me...

I had respect for Zach Efron, he who plays Troy in this all too well funded sizzling piece of poo as it is rumored he's dating the fatty from Hairspray. However, watching him prance around a golf course singing gayly about what a bad ass he is makes me want to embrace all the young ladies swooning over him and say, "Oh sweet darlings, don't let your heart ache, it is not you, he doesn't like any girl...like that." That time will come and I will be here for our broken hearted tweens when it does.

I've watched High School Musical 2 for all adults everywhere, for the love of God, don't subject yourself to this. There are literally hundreds of thousands of better ways to waste 2 hours and 5 minutes of your life, I beg of you, find one and go do it.
 
Thank you for your sacrifice, lol. I saw the commercials for it and it looked like crap.
 
I didn't know there was a High School Musical 1.
 
I've never seen either, and don't intend to.
 
I haven't seen either as well, although my nieces are just as rabidly into the phenomenon as any horny tween girls.

Zac Efron looks like one of those child stars who looks appealing because of the shaggy hair that's in his eyes. Once he finishes growing and cuts it to look older and "tough", he'll be washed up, and ready for a VH-1 reality show.
 
Does Walt cry frozen tears over garbage like this?
 
Just Walt's frozen head. My kid and I saw it on TV yesterday while flipping through, watched for 2 minutes, ridiculed and laughed at it, spit at the TV and changed the channel. The kid is as cynical as the old man. It makes me proud.
 
What's the difference between Mickey Mouse and Walt Disney?

Mickey respects Jews and Walt Disnae!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I haven't seen either as well, although my nieces are just as rabidly into the phenomenon as any horny tween girls.

Zac Efron looks like one of those child stars who looks appealing because of the shaggy hair that's in his eyes. Once he finishes growing and cuts it to look older and "tough", he'll be washed up, and ready for a VH-1 reality show.
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I just bought my niece, and I shit you not, an "I Love Troy" mailbag style school bag. I hate myself...
 
CaptainWacky said:
I didn't know there was a High School Musical 1.
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It's not as popular over here(thank GOD), but they did show it on BBC1 around Christmas time and I saw adverts for the ice show. It's one of those awful creations that American studios excel at. Glossy, and with production values to die for, yet sugary and superficial with typical high school stereotypes. It's a bit like Smallville, but with singing.
 
Why haven't they done a musical Smallville yet!?
 
FIGURES
 
It sure as hell beats any actual Superman comics that's come out lately.

Continuity rapings aside.
 
I've never read a Superman comic.
 
Well then you just wouldn't understand!

*cries*
 
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