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Hippie Al Gore Faggots Try to Ruin Christmas...

Volpone

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
...by making children's books on Global WarmingTM.
Children's Books Use Christmas to Push Global Warming Agenda
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
By Jennifer Lawinski

Global warming alarmists, picking up where the Grinch left off, are trying to steal Christmas, some critics say. From children's books to school plays, the climate change crowd is dreaming of a green Christmas, angering opponents who say 'tis NOT the season to be preachy.

The children's book "Santa Goes Green" by Anne Margaret Lewis tells how a young boy named Finn gets Santa to leave the North Pole to help him track down Leopold, a polar bear he has adopted, because the sea ice is melting and Leopold's home is in danger.

“You see, it’s like this Santa,” Finn tells Santa in the book. “I’ve adopted a polar bear named Leopold. He is in danger of losing his home. I’m sure you being in the North Pole you know about the melting glaciers. All I want this year Santa, is to save Leopold and his home.”

Santa is so inspired by his visit to the polar bear that he decides to re-use last year's wrapping paper, recycle toys and start using wind to generate power for his toy shop. ...
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Shit like this makes me want to go celebrate the season by burning a few plastic bags.
 
Scratch that, I've found a better way to protest this, just put up more X-Mas lights!

SCIENTISTS have warned that Christmas lights are bad for the planet due to huge electricity waste and urged people to get energy efficient festive bulbs.

CSIRO researchers said householders should know that each bulb turned on in the name of Christmas will increase emissions of greenhouse gases.

Dr Glenn Platt, who leads research on energy demand, said Australia got 80 per cent of its electricity by burning coal which pumps harmful emissions into the atmosphere.

He said: "Energy efficient bulbs, such as LEDs, and putting your Christmas lights on a timer are two very easy ways to minimise the amount of electricity you use to power your lights."

He said the nation's electricity came from "centralised carbon intensive, coal-based power stations" which were responsible for emitting over one third of Australia's greenhouse gas emissions.

Dr Platt added: "For a zero-emission Christmas light show, you may consider using solar powered lights or sourcing your electricity from verified green power suppliers."
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It'll make me smile to know that I'll be filling my house with Christmas Cheer and helping to kill Gaia at the same time!

:lol:
 
Here's hoping that the incessant bleating about "Mother Earth" will continue to turn people off.

Stupid naggers. :)
 
Caedus said:
Scratch that, I've found a better way to protest this, just put up more X-Mas lights!



It'll make me smile to know that I'll be filling my house with Christmas Cheer and helping to kill Gaia at the same time!

:lol:
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It does make me wonder though - before leaving the shithole that is Canada I saw a few houses that were decorated very, very, very nicely. It just looked plain fucking awesome - don't want to know what kind of electricity bill they ran up though?!

So yeah - how much more do you guys pay for your awesome displays of X-Mas lights? 10$? 20$? Because that wouldn't be so bad but once we're talking 100$ I'd kinda think twice...

P.S.: Al Gore is a douche.
 
Y'know, for some reason I was thinking on Al and Global Warming this morning. If he'd have come out in favor of finding a way to stop a planet-killing extraterrestrial object from colliding with Earth, or that we should find a way to offset the effects of volcanism on the environment, or something about solar activity I'd be for it. (Although less for volcanism and far less for solar activity--I don't see what we can do about those.)

But the idea of meddling, of tinkering with the environment in ways we don't fully understand for reasons we don't understand rubs me the wrong way. Well that and that he lives in a freaking ginormous mansion and travels around the world in his private jet, GMC Yukon, and coal-burning rocket chair while exhorting us to live in dirt-floored huts.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
:hmmm:

To many brown people or just couldn't handle your poutine?

Want to know how much Christmas lights cost you? Use this site calculator.
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My exchange uni had 92% whites and a so-called "culture of whiteness". The rest were Asians. Don't think I saw a single brown person. Well, definitely in NYC and maybe in Montreal and Toronto but can't really remember. Definitely not a big fan of poutine though.

Thanks for the link. :)
 
Volpone said:
Y'know, for some reason I was thinking on Al and Global Warming this morning. If he'd have come out in favor of finding a way to stop a planet-killing extraterrestrial object from colliding with Earth, or that we should find a way to offset the effects of volcanism on the environment, or something about solar activity I'd be for it. (Although less for volcanism and far less for solar activity--I don't see what we can do about those.)
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Forgive me; is there some planet-killing extraterrestrial object currently on its way that he & the entire environmental movement are purposefully ignoring?

On a side note, I just have to relate something a friend said to me the other day, when the subject of conversation turned to Al Gore & whether or not he'd have made a better president than Bush. To paraphrase: Saying Al Gore would've made a better president than George Bush is like saying a koala makes a better house pet than a baboon. Neither is ideal, but while the koala may have special needs in terms of diet & whatnot, it's far less likely to leave your house in a fucking shambles.
 
Meh. That's all well and good. But the metaphor falls apart when you've got other baboons flying jetliners into your walls. A koala isn't going to do much except get eaten. The baboon is a better choice in that regard.
 
THREE CHEERS FOR THE RED WHITE & BLUE ...

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McCain sucks. He's a fucking Loser. He was a Loser in Vietnam. He was a Loser in 2000. He was a Loser in 2008. McCain/Feingold is a piece of shitty legislation. He somehow had a few weeks of brilliance around the Republican convention. I really didn't want to vote for him before then and he managed to fuck away all the goodwill he built with me between the convention and the election. I voted Libertarian this year because I couldn't in good conscience vote for McCain.
 
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