Hips

[Love Child]

She looked in the mirror
and realized
"OMG when did I get those?"
"Where did those come from?"

She slipped on the dress she had worn several times before, the dress that used to fit her body straight down, no curves, all of her clothes fit that way. She hadn't worn this dress in years. She put it on and suddenly something was different.

 

[Daystrom]

what happened next.

 

[jack]

She hiked it up, and rubbbng her slick moist slit moaned aloud.

 

[Loktar]

Then she grabbed her throbbing hard veiny cock, shoved it into her moist slit and screamed " I'M LADY GAGA AND I HAVE A PENIS! DEAL WITH IT BITCHES!"

 

[Daystrom]

Well what happened??

 

[cuttlefish]

The hips lied.

 

['Gear]

The hips lied.

But I always believe them.

 

[Loktar]

But I always believe them.

Well don't. If those goddamn hips know whats good for them, they better git in the kitchen and make me a GODDAMN SAMMICH BEFORE I SMACK THE WHORE OUT OF THEM!

*PIMP SLAP*

 

[Daystrom]

If Love Child is talking about the hips I saw in another thread I really wouldn't mind another look.