His own MySpace page!

[Friday]

Woot!

Yep, Clay is on myspace. You can even listen to a few songs from his new album. Which you should do. Because no one does it better than Clay.

http://www.myspace.com/clayaiken

 

[Tisiphone]

"I'm not gay...I just talk like this."

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I don't need to click on the link to know it's gayer than most gay pr0n websites.

 

[Friday]

You Clay Haters are just jealous. That's what it is.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^You've finally seen the light about the jews during WWII!! OPEN YOUR EYES and belive it when I tell you that Clay is more interested in your fit young son than he is in the hottest woman on the planet!!

 

[Friday]

NOOOOOO! You can take away my gender feminism, you can take away my stance on liberal education....you can even take away my previously unquestioned knowledge of World History.

BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE AWAY MY CLAY!

 

[Tisiphone]

::WARNING::

::WARNING::

::WARNING::

Claymate sighting!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

He makes Lee Liberace look straighter than George Clooney and Brad Pitt combined!

 

[Tisiphone]

He sure can open his mouth wide...................

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^Yeah, and I bet his farts come out without making a sound!

 

[Conchaga]

That's a myth.

 

[Friday]

Why, oh why must I eternally have to defend The Clay against nefarious and nasty rumors? Clay, the most talented singer of our generation, is not gay. He's so assured of his masculinity that he feels free to embrace his feminine side.

Clay is a role model to all men.

 

[Conchaga]

Hey, I like to have sex with men and he's too fruity even for ME.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

That dude has some kind of whack haircut.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Why, oh why must I eternally have to defend The Clay against nefarious and nasty rumors? Clay, the most talented singer of our generation, is not gay. He's so assured of his masculinity that he feels free to embrace his feminine side.

Clay is a role model to all men.

Clay is a role model to all men who never want to get laid by women.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Clay Gayken?

 

[Conchaga]

Clay is a role model to all men who never want to get laid by women.

Or just Dark Link and Rommie.