HITLER WAS COOL!

[Lord Raffles]

Hitler was so cool; here is a guy that manages to get ELECTED as dictator of a country like Germany, while still having an alternative hairstyle... YES! Did you know that Adolf Hitler's bizarre side-parting hairstyle WAS in fact a 19th century alternative style? The side parting was a signification for a Bohemian Artist during the latter 19th Century. No wonder Hitler's father always used to beat him; to Alois Hitler, young Adolf must have looked like a limp wristed 'pansy' with a haircut like that! Adolf Hitler always considered himself an artist, and was even told by his Nazi stylists during the 1920's to change his hairstyle for the electorate... BUT HE REFUSED! Because Adolf Hitler stood by what he believed; be it war or haircuts, Adolf Hitler was a man who would not back down to anyone!

If only more emos of today were like that.

The amazing fact: ADOLF HITLER is the first individual in the WHOLE of history to get elected as Dictator with an alternative haircut - Way to go Hitler!
I should say that I was a visual person. I experience with my eyes and never, or rarely, with my ears... to my constant regret.

 

[Mentalist]

ADOLF HITLER is the first individual in the WHOLE of history to get elected as Dictator with an alternative haircut - Way to go Hitler!

If that isn't QotW I just don't know what is.

 

[The Question]

Say what you will about Hitler, there was no one before or since that could get up and pound podium like that boy. That guy could rare back and throw down a mean-ass piece of speechin'.

 

[jack]

That's a fact. Who do you think Tony Big Jaw Whatsisface developed his rhetoric of public speaking from?

It's the beating thing I'm even more impressed with. Alois could brutally whip the shit out of him for hours, and young Adolf's pride was in being able to withstand it.

 

[starguard]

But unfortunately, he never leared how to cross the street :huh:

 

[Lord Raffles]

It's the beating thing I'm even more impressed with. Alois could brutally whip the shit out of him for hours, and young Adolf's pride was in being able to withstand it.

He was so Emo!

 

[The Question]

It's the beating thing I'm even more impressed with. Alois could brutally whip the shit out of him for hours, and young Adolf's pride was in being able to withstand it.

Yeah, that's more than a shade bizarre, ain't it? I wonder if that ever pissed his old man off. "I chust keep hitting ze boy und he von't shtay down! Mein Gott, now he iss LEFFING et me!"

 

[Lord Raffles]