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Hobbits at DENNY'S

Cassie

Cassie

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That is only 16 seconds of the commercial. The one I saw on TV was longer, but I can't find it on YouTube yet.

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This is a video of some dude eating some Hobbit food.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey menu http://www.dennys.com/#/menu/menu-46
 
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AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Super cute stoner nerd boy who works at Denny's, talking about the cards.
 
Denny's is owned by that fuckhead corporate douchebag billionaire who said he was going to add an "Obamacare surcharge" to all items, and at the same time cut employees hours down below the minimum where he has to provide health benefits. So he's charging the extra money for healthcare he isn't even providing anyway, meaning it's actually a price-hike that he's trying to hide with all this political bullshit. Meanwhile his employees might as well be serving pancakes in Thailand.
 
Presumably Hobbit meals are much smaller than the average Denny's portion. I can only assume this is reflected in the promotional menu.
 
Last week our local Denny's closed its door for the last time dudring the lunch hour. Couldn't renegotiate the building lease before it expired. So, no Hobbit meals for me.
 
I want to make my own Hobbit food for Thanksgiving. I'll throw down some grub and my family will say, "what is this?" and I will say, "This is what the Hobbits ate. Eat it!"
 
Turkey stuffed pancakes? Dressing with oatmeal? Mashed potatoes with scrambled eggs? Gravy glazed pumpkin pie? These are all possibilities on my Hobbit Thanksgiving menu. I'm combining my First Breakfast with my Second Lunch.
 
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