Hobos Sleeping

[Mandi]

They sleep sometimes....when they're not spun out!

 

[Kyehlar]

We've got one around here, named 'Crazy Dan'. He did so much acid back in the 70's that he's on a Perma-Fry. I used to think he was retarded until I found this out. Weird guy.......

 

[Mandi]

I used to know this guy in Tempe, his street name was Pud. Been on the street for fifteen years, and every time I talked to him he bitched about how he was tired of being on the street......and if you ever asked him why he didn't look for a job, know what his answer was? I don't want to. Mighta been cause that would have messed up his heroin addiction...

 

[Kyehlar]

Probably would have ruined his street cred, too.

 

[johnford]

Theres a bum in Peoria,Il named Willie York. He was a crazy black guy who wound up in jail whenever the weather got cold. He'd dress up in a devils costume,a clown or a plant and expose himself to women. I seen him once sitting in front of The Peoria Police department in his devil outfit drinking hard liqour. I think he's in jail now where he rightfully belongs.
He used to be in Zellers Nut house but they released him or so I heard.

 

[Mandi]

I know plenty of homeless people in Tempe. One even stalked me for a little bit because I wouldn't date him...LMAO

 

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[Mandi]

My favorite sign was from a guy that was a Tempe street kid in '03. His sign said

Accepting donations to your local "Get a punk drunk" foundation.
Your donations will go to getting this punk really fucking drunk!

or there was the classic, Why Lie, Need Beer.....my friend Wes always gave that guy a beer....great times

 

[jack]

There aren't any homeless in my town