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HOLY FUCKING CRAP!!! I GOT A JOB!!!

Loktar

Internet God
I am now employed with the NYS Department of Taxation and Finance in the Albany/Latham area as a Tax Compliance Rep 1. Basically, I'll be sitting in a cubicle in a call center making sure people are paying their taxes and helping with the collection of said taxes. The job starts January 25th. Also I might possibly be moving to an apartment so I can get to work easier. I know its sad but in a few short weeks I might be without internet access and my daily Lonaf/TK fix. That about covers it.
 
CONGRATULATIONS!

And if you ever see my file come across your desk, be sure to toss it in the trash. K?
 
Now you are going to fucking leave me too you jerk? I can't believe this. What a fucker you are Loktar!
Congtratulations and Good Luck.
 
Congratulations
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
CONGRATULATIONS!

And if you ever see my file come across your desk, be sure to toss it in the trash. K?

O'tay!
 
Even though I'm so drunk I cam only see the computer with one eye open, good luck with your new job and shit.
 
Mad eye Cassie!
 
Dr Dave!!
 
Correct
 
Good luck, Loktar.
 
Well done Loktar, our little boy is boy is growing up!!! *SOB*
 
Loktar said:
I am now employed with the NYS Department of Taxation and Finance in the Albany/Latham area as a Tax Compliance Rep 1. Basically, I'll be sitting in a cubicle in a call center making sure people are paying their taxes and helping with the collection of said taxes. The job starts January 25th. Also I might possibly be moving to an apartment so I can get to work easier. I know its sad but in a few short weeks I might be without internet access and my daily Lonaf/TK fix. That about covers it.


LOL! Pity the taxpayers!

Well done.
 
Congrats. Collecting taxes is a good job for a troll. Will they let you throw people in prison for tax evasion? A great job perk.
 
Invest in gold with your first paycheck!
 
Invest in FRANKENSTEIN.
 
Update bump!

Update: I have secured my apartment. Its a small studio apartment in Menands, NY, not quite basement, but not quite first floor. I move in January 20th, five days before I start work. So if after the 19th, possibly the morning of the 20th If I suddenly disappear from the internet, thats why. It will probably be many many months before I can save up and buy a computer.

Thats about it. I'm not really good with goodbyes, even temporary ones.

SO LONG EVERYONE! KEEP THE SPAM ALIVE!
 
GOOD LUCK LOKTAR!!!
 
Be around the city sometime? There's more than one TKer around here.
 
YAY! new adventures await you Loktar!!

Drop by for a spam when ya can!
 
Good luck with the job (psssst...those cubicles are called "farm cubes", after awhile, you'll know why). On to new adventures!! Will miss you until you return.
 
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