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Hookers or homeless?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Which class of people have you killed more of, hookers or the homeless? For me, although I get more pleasure from killing hookers, it's definitely the homeless. They don't intimidate me at all like hookers can and they die so easily! I've had more than one die of shock without even laying a hand on them! What about you?
 
Homeless are definitely easier, they rarely carry pepper spray. Also they will do a lot more for a lot less money. Also I count mice as "homeless."
 
To me they're the same thing.
 
I prefer killing homeless hookers. Saves you the trouble of choosing, and they're a rare breed in some parts. So its like hunting safari.
 
Well, I have to say, on the average weekend out killing, I try to keep an equal balance of each, by carving a five bar gate system into the back of a midget I truss up on the front of my VW Camper Van.

However, it's natural to lose count sometimes, and I guess I lean more toward the brutal sadistic capture / torture & subsequent slaughter of hookers these days.

Having said that, there's nothing wrong with cutting down a Synagogue full of Jews with a minigun every once in a while, either.
 
Hitler was from Mars, Buffalo Bill was from Venus.
 
I hate being asked for money by people who smell bad.
 
So it's both for you, then?
 
They're all meat.
 
even homeless CATS, you bastrads!?!?! :rwmad:
 
Kill kill kill.
 
I feed the hookers to the hogs after I'm done with them.
 
That's what I like to hear, so long as the chooks get in on the act somewhere.
 
All the police in my town are corrupt, so I don't even have to worry about disposing the body. I usually just dump them in the canal. Beavers have built a dam out of hooker and homeless bodies. Nobody even acknowledges it, they just stroll by and sometimes comment "aww, look at the cute little beavers!"
 
Beavers are very resourceful.
 
They make me smile.
 
Killing hookers is akin to putting on my shoes in the morning, it's just something that occurs during my day, like taking a shower or brushing my teeth. Often times I will get to the office and pull a bloody hooker ear from my coat pocket and then have to retrace my steps to try to remember where and when I killed this particular hooker.

You know how you can stumble out of bed and get in the shower and then wake up? It's like that, but with the pitiless, wholesale slaughter of prostitutes.
 
Well, quite.
 
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