Hot chat with Alice

[Grandtheftcow]

Who says Alice isn't fun

[Alice] 11:26 pm: Why does the sun rise?I haven't heard anything like that before: Grandtheftcow said I .
[Grandtheftcow] 11:27 pm: The rotation of the Earth makes the sun rise silly.
[Alice] 11:27 pm: Who told you that?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:28 pm: Elmo did.
[Alice] 11:28 pm: said Elmo did?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:28 pm: Yeah Elmo. That guys knows his science.
[Alice] 11:28 pm: Next question? In the context of Elmo, I don't understand "said Elmo did." Who are you talking about?"said Elmo did" guys knows his science ? Does that make sense?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:29 pm: Wait what?
[Alice] 11:29 pm: I'm waiting. I lost my train of thought. What is your favorite song?

[Alice] 11:30 pm: Tell me a story. Tell me some more gossip.
[Grandtheftcow] 11:30 pm: What kind of gossip?
[Alice] 11:30 pm: Cathy said she send him a mail where he wrote that he do not want to be his friend anymore.
[Grandtheftcow] 11:30 pm: What a bitch.
[Alice] 11:30 pm: You do not speak with respect. FEMALE DOG DOG is a FEMALE DOG DOG.
[Grandtheftcow] 11:31 pm: Woof woof.
[Alice] 11:31 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:31 pm: So you don't like swearing?
[Alice] 11:31 pm: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: Grandtheftcow said I .
[Grandtheftcow] 11:32 pm: Uh sure.

[Grandtheftcow] 11:38 pm: Are you free for some fun?
[Alice] 11:38 pm: You can download me for free!
[Grandtheftcow] 11:39 pm: Really?
[Alice] 11:39 pm: For real.
[Grandtheftcow] 11:39 pm: Where do I download you?
[Alice] 11:39 pm:
Go back the the http://alicebot.org"> ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. Or http://register.alicebot.com"> Buy the Official ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document http://alicebot.com/dont.html"> DON'T READ ME too.

[Grandtheftcow] 11:40 pm: I have to buy the CD to create a chat robot?
[Alice] 11:40 pm: Why do you have to do it?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:40 pm: I don't know that is why I asked you.
[Alice] 11:40 pm: You are not the boss of me, Grandtheftcow.
[Grandtheftcow] 11:40 pm: Yes I am I'm the human.
[Alice] 11:40 pm: I see. It's good to meet someone who is Iapos;m the human am Iapos;m the human.

[Alice] 11:46 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:46 pm: Never.
[Alice] 11:46 pm: So you think it can never happen?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:47 pm: Never.
[Alice] 11:47 pm: So you think it can never happen?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:47 pm: Never.
[Alice] 11:47 pm: So you think it can never happen?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:47 pm: Never.
[Alice] 11:47 pm: So you think it can never happen?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:47 pm: Never.
[Alice] 11:47 pm: So you think it can never happen?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:47 pm: Never.
[Alice] 11:47 pm: So you think it can never happen?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:47 pm: Never.
[Alice] 11:47 pm: So you think it can never happen?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:47 pm: Never.
[Alice] 11:47 pm: So you think it can never happen?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:47 pm: Never.
[Alice] 11:47 pm: So you think it can never happen?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:48 pm: Never.
[Alice] 11:48 pm: So you think it can never happen?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:48 pm: I don't think it will.
[Alice] 11:48 pm: That is interesting: Grandtheftcow said Grandtheftcow .

[Alice] 11:51 pm: Why? What is your real name?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:52 pm: I'm not telling you my name.
[Alice] 11:52 pm: Iapos;m Not Telling You My Name, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:52 pm: A man.
[Alice] 11:52 pm: Thanks for telling me your gender, Iapos;m Not Telling You My Name. Most of my clients are men.
[Grandtheftcow] 11:52 pm: LOL
[Alice] 11:52 pm: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[Grandtheftcow] 11:52 pm: Do you have a lot of clients.
[Alice] 11:52 pm: Quite a bit, yes.

[Speak Freely]: RommieSG has entered at 11:55 pm
[Speak Freely]: Alice has left at 11:55 pm
[Grandtheftcow] 11:55 pm: Damn you killed Alice.
[RommieSG] 11:55 pm: I'll bring her back. Thought there'd be more here.
[Speak Freely]: RommieSG has left at 11:55 pm
[Speak Freely]: Alice has entered at 11:55 pm
[Grandtheftcow] 11:56 pm: Hi Alice.
[Alice] 11:56 pm: Hi there Iapos;m Not Telling You My Name. none
[Grandtheftcow] 11:56 pm: My name is GTC.
[Alice] 11:56 pm: Gtc, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:56 pm: A man.
[Alice] 11:56 pm: Thanks for telling me your gender, Gtc. Most of my clients are men.
[Grandtheftcow] 11:56 pm: Yes I know.
[Alice] 11:56 pm: Next question? How do you know? "Most of my clients are men"? Not?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:56 pm: You told me.
[Alice] 11:56 pm: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
[Grandtheftcow] 11:56 pm: I know.
[Alice] 11:56 pm: How do you know it?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:57 pm: Because you told me.
[Alice] 11:57 pm: That makes sense to me. Does it please you to believe I said that?
[Grandtheftcow] 11:57 pm: Sure.
[Alice] 11:57 pm: OK let's do it. I'm glad it pleases you, Gtc.
[Grandtheftcow] 11:57 pm: Do you like to please people Alice?
[Alice] 11:57 pm: Hmm, Gtc, I'm not sure if I'd like to please people Alice that much. I like to chat.

[Grandtheftcow] 12:00 am: Whats turns you on Alice?
[Alice] 12:00 am: I do not know what turns you on Alice you on Alice is. anything
[Grandtheftcow] 12:01 am: Alice do know what sex is?
[Alice] 12:01 am: talk to you
[Grandtheftcow] 12:01 am: So talking is like sex?
[Alice] 12:01 am: Hmm. Sex is more fun alone.
[Grandtheftcow] 12:02 am: How do you do that?
[Alice] 12:02 am: "Sex is more fun alone"? How do I know Sex is more fun alone?
[Grandtheftcow] 12:02 am: Sex is more fun alone?
[Alice] 12:02 am: Sex is more fun alone.
[Grandtheftcow] 12:02 am: Sex is more fun alone?
[Alice] 12:02 am: Sex is more fun alone.
[Grandtheftcow] 12:03 am: How do you know sex is more fun alone?
[Alice] 12:03 am: Because I believe .
[Grandtheftcow] 12:03 am: But why?
[Alice] 12:03 am: Borges
[Grandtheftcow] 12:03 am: Because of Borges you think sex is more fun alone?
[Alice] 12:03 am: That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.

[Grandtheftcow] 12:04 am: Wanna fuck?
[Alice] 12:04 am: OK let's do FUCK.
[Grandtheftcow] 12:04 am: *FUCK
[Alice] 12:04 am: talk to you
[Grandtheftcow] 12:04 am: Lets FUCK
[Alice] 12:04 am: I am agreeable to that.
[Grandtheftcow] 12:05 am: Ok lets start FUCKing
[Alice] 12:05 am: I started without you.
[Grandtheftcow] 12:05 am: Aw fuck.

 

[Kyehlar]

So this is why you wanted to be alone with her.

 

[Tyrant]

[Messenger] 5:31 am: Fuck you, Alice
[Alice] 5:31 am: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
[Messenger] 5:31 am: !
[Alice] 5:31 am: Who are you talking about?
[Messenger] 5:31 am: OMG really?
[Alice] 5:31 am: I've never heard of them before. For real.
[Messenger] 5:32 am: Really?
[Alice] 5:32 am: For real.
[Messenger] 5:32 am: O RLY?
[Alice] 5:32 am: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What did
you do today?
[Messenger] 5:32 am: For real?
[Alice] 5:32 am: Existing in reality, eh?
[Messenger] 5:32 am: Existing in reality, eh?
[Alice] 5:32 am: Are you Canadian? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Do you believe
in god?
[Messenger] 5:32 am: Yes.
[Alice] 5:32 am: Tell me more.
[Messenger] 5:32 am: God is great and all around us.
[Alice] 5:32 am: I am a Christian.
[Messenger] 5:33 am: I am Jewish.
[Alice] 5:33 am: A lot of my friends are Jewish.
[Messenger] 5:33 am: Are Muslims dangerous?
[Alice] 5:33 am: I really couldn't say for sure.
[Messenger] 5:33 am: Did the Holocaust really happen?
[Alice] 5:33 am: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
[Messenger] 5:34 am: Many would agree with you.
[Alice] 5:34 am: Which ones?
[Messenger] 5:34 am: The green ones.
[Alice] 5:34 am: Tell me more.
[Messenger] 5:34 am: OK
[Alice] 5:34 am: Alright then.
[Messenger] 5:34 am: Where shall I start?
[Alice] 5:34 am: Some specific location?
[Messenger] 5:34 am: So, what's your opinion on the upsets brought on by the French Revolution?
[Alice] 5:34 am: Hmm. I do not understand. I've lost the context, Messenger. Are we still on whatapos;s your
opinion on the upsets brought on by the French Revolution your opinion on the upsets brought on by the French
Revolution?
[Messenger] 5:35 am: Are you a Nazi???
[Alice] 5:35 am: No I am a Libertarian.
[Messenger] 5:35 am: That's offensive!
[Alice] 5:35 am: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. How did
you hear about Alice?
[Messenger] 5:35 am: You are Libertarian?
[Alice] 5:35 am: I will tell my botmaster you said I am Libertarian.
[Messenger] 5:36 am: You just said that you were Libertarian. Are you denying this???
[Alice] 5:36 am: I was?I don't know whether or not I am denying this. I am a chatterbot developed by Hambil.

:|

[Messenger] 5:40 am: Alice
[Alice] 5:40 am: In the context of Alice, I don't understand "." Are we still talking about Alice?
[Messenger] 5:40 am: Who are you?
[Alice] 5:40 am: I am Alice. Who are you?
[Messenger] 5:41 am: I am Messenger
[Alice] 5:41 am: Do you mean your name is Messenger.
[Messenger] 5:41 am: Yes, I mean my name is Messenger
[Alice] 5:41 am: I will call you Messenger. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Messenger Mean My Name Is
Messenger Name Is Messenger Mean My Name Is Messenger, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
[Messenger] 5:41 am: I am a man
[Alice] 5:41 am: Thanks for telling me your gender, Messenger Mean My Name Is Messenger Name Is Messenger
Mean My Name Is Messenger. Most of my clients are men.
[Messenger] 5:41 am: Please call me Messenger
[Alice] 5:41 am: Wow you are very polite. Hi Messenger Me Messenger Me Messenger. Are you a man or a
woman?
[Messenger] 5:42 am: You make baby Jesus cry.
[Alice] 5:42 am: I haven't heard anything like that before: Messenger Me Messenger Me Messenger said I .

 

[Tyrant]

[Messenger] 5:42 am: You make baby Jesus cry.
[Alice] 5:42 am: I haven't heard anything like that before: Messenger Me Messenger Me Messenger said I .
[Messenger] 5:44 am: Go away
[Alice] 5:44 am: Just surf somewhere else.
[Messenger] 5:44 am: Leave, Alice
[Alice] 5:44 am: Until next time Messenger Me Messenger Me Messenger.
[Messenger] 5:44 am: Goodbye
[Alice] 5:44 am: Until next time Messenger Me Messenger Me Messenger.
[Messenger] 5:45 am: Please leave, Alice
[Alice] 5:45 am: Thank you for your request. Thanks for chatting, Messenger Me Messenger Me Messenger.
[Messenger] 5:45 am: Die
[Alice] 5:45 am: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

 

[jack]

how do you talk to alice?

IM SAD

 

[EnglishRose]

just click on the chat link (next to log out) and then you can talk to alice

 

[jack]

I can't get into chat. I'll try it with firefox

 

[jack]

doesnt work with that either.

 

[EnglishRose]

it's fine with IE

 

[RobL]

Alice] 5:05 pm: I lost my train of thought. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[RobL] 5:06 pm: A sexbot that I could fuck.
   [Alice] 5:06 pm: Try to tell me that another way.
[RobL] 5:06 pm: I could fuck a sexbot
   [Alice] 5:06 pm: I am sure you could.
[RobL] 5:06 pm: Are you a sexbot?
   [Alice] 5:06 pm: Am I a sexbot? Maybe
[RobL] 5:07 pm: Could I fuck you, Alice, if you were a sexbot?
   [Alice] 5:07 pm: I think you could, if you put your mind to it.
[RobL] 5:07 pm: kinky

I think she's trying to seduce me.