HOUSEMATE RANKINGS

[CaptainWacky]

This is hard because even though it's been a week some of them haven't really been shown much and how do I balance out the "big characters" and the "annoying scum"!?

EDIT: ACtually fuck it I'll do it tomorrow. Michael would be number one and Sallie would be last, but otherwise I don't know (and Michael will be gone tomorrow and Sallie could well be.)

 

[The Tomtrek]

Oh man I didn't realize Michael was going so soon. What are we supposed to do with a house full of all these miserable people?

 

[CaptainWacky]

1) Hazel - Don't know, she seems nice.
2) Charlie - Don't know, she seems nice.
3) Jack and Joe - They're both Callum from Neighbours.
4) Wolfie - I felt sorry for her but she's going to get annoying now.
5) Gina - I don't know? She's kind of amusing.
6) Jackie - I guess it's good to have an older woman housemate who isn't disgracing herself trying to get off with the young boys for once.
7) Callum - His VT was terrible but he seems like a decent guy in the house (but boring.)
8) Sophie - She doesn't seems so bad when they actually show her.
9) Sam - Winky! EXPANDING!
10) Dan - He's so fucking smug.
11) Daley - Does he even exist?
12) Jemima - She's just annoying and grim.
13) Dexter - Urgh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Usual conflict between entertaining/boring/nice person/evil...

1) Dan - Anyone who'll shout "YOUR DAUGHTER DIDN'T FUCKING DIE SHE'S STILL ALIVE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" into a drunken woman's face is okay by me.
2) Hazel - She's figured out Wolfy's game! She's smart!
3) Charlie - She's just a bit socially awkward it's not a crime OKAY.
4) Gina - She's funny sometimes sorry.
5) Dexter - Umm, yeah, he's a compulsive liar and kind of creepy, but at least there's something to him unlike the rest...
6) Daley - He creamed his bum.
7) Jackie - She's a bit overly dramatic.
8) Jack and Joe - Just as moany as Gina but less amusing.
9) Sophie - She's in the house.
10) Callum - Looks like a monkey.
11) Sam - Is there any point now that Jemima isn't there to molest him?
12) Wolfy - The new Hitler.

 

[CaptainWacky]

1) Charlie - Umm, she's nice. Not really exciting or anything but not a horrible person!
2) Dan - He's so incredibly insecure but it's kind of adorable sometimes.
3) Dexter - I just have a feeling that if I was in the house I'd spend most of my time talking about Star Trek: The Next Generation with Dexter. Also he brings out the worst in the others by doing very little.
4) Gina - She is, at least, a housemate with layers (OF MAKE-UP.)
5) Jackie - I liked when she went crazy during nominations.
6) Hazel - At least she's a character!
7) Sam - He's not so bad.
8) Jack and Joe - Meh.
9) Daley - His bum is due a creaming.
10) Sophie - Umm?
11) Callum - Yeah he is awkwardly nice.
12) Wolfy - Wolfy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT I'D BUMP THIS

1) Dan - He's probably going to get evicted tomorrow, are you actually joking me!? (He always says "are you actually joking me" or something like that, I can't remember.) HE'S FUNNY AND GAY.
2) Charlie - She has a nice bum.
3) Dexter - I'm only rating him highly because he's the Joker and Callum is Spider-Man or something.
4) Sam - I don't hate.
5) Hazel - She's had to put up with a lot.
6) Gina - She exists.
7) Callum - He's exactly like Spider-Man only with a creepy face and weird.
8) Sophie - Who?
9) Jack and Joe - AWW THEY'RE NOT GOING TO WIN, DIDDUMS.