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How can anyone, under any circumstances, like Michael McIntyre?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It just doesn't make sense.
 
Nothing about him makes sense. He's the impossible comedian.

Probably an alien.
 
His mother probably loves him.
 
He's a sycophant and is annoying and rarely funny but I don't hate him and his bit about everyone walking in line as if on a bus when their real bus broke down with the driver at the front of the line and everyone stopping at bus stops to pick new "passengers" up was genuinely funny.
 
I could like him, if he was a pile of mulch. I like piles of mulch. They're quite likable.
 
He was the highest grossing comedian in 2012. HE MADE THAT MANY PEOPLE FEEL GROSS?
 
At least I didn't say I hate Peter Kay (I do though.)
 
I never like Phoenix Nights but he is a masterful standup and Car Share was awesome.
 
He's good at remembering things.
 
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