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How can that PRICK Liam not be the favourite to be evicted?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
He's started targetting Kara in the last few days (not shown on the highlights) and he's generally a prickish prick who acts like a nasty prick but then says "I'm only joking like!" so you don't think he's really a prick, but he REALLY IS a prick.

But instead I'll have to watch one of my favourites (Kara or, worse, Gerry) go out against one of my least favourites (CAROLE YOU KNOW.)
 
The TWIST is that the gurus will choose the person who leaves from the two housemates with the highest public votes. Probably Carole and Gerry, since Jonty and Kara are unlikely to provoke much reaction. And of course they'll keep Carole because she cooks and cleans for them and has no money.
 
I have to agree that Liam is a complete moron. He seemed like a decent enough guy at first but a month in and the curtains come down on his true character.

And as usual the GBP are completley oblivious to it :roll:

I like Kara and Gerry is my favourite housemate and as usual BB have fixed it so we get a twisted result. They know for a fact that Carole will take tha majority vote and they also know that given the chance the "gurus" would never evict her.

It's another SHOCKING fixed eviction.



Idiots.
 
She's likely to get about 60% of the vote (IN A SIX WAY!) and still won't go because the gurus will never choose to evict her over Gerry or especially not Carole. According the bookies Gerry and Kara are equally likely to go, Gerry because of his recent arguments, Kara because she "doesn't do anything" (which is hardly fair, they just completely edit her off the highlights) and because some Gerry fans are tactically voting for Kara so that Gerry won't have to go up against Carole. SAD that they're voting to get rid of someone nice and save someone horrible, but that's how twist Big Brother is, OOOH FRIDGE IN THE GARDEN HOW WILL THEY EVER COPE, WHAT COULD THIS MYSTERIOUS FISH PHONE BE FOR OH WAIT IT'S JUST ONE PHONECALL TO AUSTRALIA EIGHT WEEKS IN WHO CARES, OOOOOH WHAT ABOUT THE TARGET ON THE FLOOR, ERR, THAT'S NOT FOR ANYTHING EITHER, LOL SOUTH EAST LONDON IT GIRL.
 
You just know that when they show Jonty his highlights the music to the clips will be Smack that, by Akom.
 
Kara-Louise is a lovely housemate and all, but she's a little too self-aware for BB. It just doesn't make great reality when the lab rat is constantly analyzing her loss of privacy and the unreality of reality TV. That's why she isn't featured more frequently in the the highlights. But I suspect she will get her due attention in due time on the outside.
 
Tonight on KaraWatch, Endemol establish her as "the posh one who we all have a duty to dislike, because they probably think we're common, which we are".
 
She's not a snob at all. She was just trying to help Tracey out but the fucking inverted-snob (Trace) had none of it.

AND THEY DIDN'T SHOW HER "BUM ACTION" COMMENT TO ZIGGY, GRRR.
 
They didn't, no. "She's given birthy 28 times, you know!" Classic.

But when Gerry was evicted you can hear him shouting "ah, Mrs McCoy!" when he sees Davina.
 
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